Easter is not traditionally the time for gifts, but this year, the Easter gods are shining down on us all. Our gift: A stunning story out of Connecticut, where an annual Easter 10,000-egg hunt devolved into chaos after pushy parents rushed the field.
Wow, big time panic, egg prices have skyrocketed to an all-time high: as much as $3 a dozen. Oh my god, crisis, this means that eggs are... still cheap as hell! Cheapest protein on the market, folks. Eggs—still a great deal!
Hey, what ever happened to those dragon eggs from Game of Thrones? In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar, actress Emilia Clarke offered a dope—if unverified—rumor about the ultimate fate of the props she described as “really, really, really expensive” and “really fucking heavy.”
A poor elderly man in Ohio says his house has been mysteriously egged several times a week for the past year and no one—not even the cops—can figure out who is doing it or why.
This year (because of a law, obviously, not out of any sense of kindness), chickens will get bigger houses. That means the price of eggs is going up. Okay, good.
Remember the Justin Bieber egg throwing scandal? You know, the crime he allegedly committed before he was arrested for DUI in Miami, charged with assault in Toronto, and detained for weed in New Jersey? Well, now the L.A. County Sheriff's Department is suggesting that prosecutors charge Bieber with a felony for the…
When you're "on the go," you need a breakfast that's quick, filling, delicious, and reasonably priced. Some restaurants apparently can't figure this out, so we have prepared a simple guide for idiots.
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Here is some straight up bullshit: some scientist who like "playing god" are trying to improve on one of God's Greatest Creations—the incredible edible egg. NEWS FLASH, eggheads: it ain't gonna happen.
In another strike against urban chicken lovers, today Whole Foods stores in California began selling Beyond Eggs, a plant-based egg substitute made from ground-up peas, sorghum, and “a few other ingredients.” Backed by high-profile investors like Bill Gates and Paypal’s Peter Thiel, Beyond Eggs can “replace eggs in…
The very wealthy have been enjoying the Cronut, which is a fancy pastry/donut thing that costs $40 if you can find a Cronut speculator on Craigslist to sell you one of the magical treats. But now the "other half" can have their own donut fad treat. It is a pile of scrambled eggs and bacon inside some glazed donuts.
A man in Tunisia lost a bet and his life after consuming 28 raw eggs in a single sitting for the entertainment of his friends.
China-based blog Beijing Cream offers the sad tale of a car crash that led to the spilling of 770 pounds of raw eggs — that's at least 6,000.
It might be time to reconsider your breakfast: eggs are almost as bad for your arteries as cigarettes, says a new study.
For many, eggs' chief uses lie in the fields of weaponry, holiday decoration, and design inspiration.
Please join us for a discussion on Tenga Eggs, a promotional sex egg, as we discuss their durability, bangability, and likeness to actual human vaginas.
Do you ever feel like, no matter what you do, some chicken, somewhere, is tryna copy?
Literally breaking: A "rowdy 23-year-old" snuck onto the set of Beyonce's music video set in a trailer park and screamed, "I can be a better dancer!" then threw an egg at a cop. So, the trespasser was either a wannabe backup dancer who just happened to have a raw egg in his pocket (comes in handy for spontaneous…
If you need more proof that anything is possible on the internet: The lead singer of '90s rock group Smash Mouth is preparing to eat 24 eggs for charity after people bugged him to on Twitter.
A 17-year-old boy who threw eggs at Justin Bieber during a Sydney concert was arrested. He was charged with "breaking and entering, trespassing and malicious damage," because he had broken into the arena via the roof. [Yahoo]
