Pathologically self-destructive ego-vessel Keith Olbermann is launching a new show on Al Gore's Current cable network in two weeks, so it's time to start the passive aggressive media tour!

The Borg cube on wheels Will Smith calls a "trailer" has been moved at the behest of the mayor, instantly freeing up eleven blocks' worth of SoHo parking. It now resides at a Park Fast lot half a mile away.

George W. Bush said recently that the "worst" moment of his presidency was when Kanye West said he didn't care about black people. Now Kanye has kinda apologized to Bush for calling him racist... in typical Kanye West fashion.

Okay, time to say goodbye. I'm moving eight blocks up the street. This has been absurd. I'm starting at the Village Voice tomorrow. This is embarassing. TLDR warning. Whatever. Here we go: