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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    10/30/09

    In reply to Get Ready for Obama Day
    I miss Tim Kaine and his wonky eyebrow. #barackobama
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    10/30/09

    Did anyone else actually read the New York City voter guide? It is hilarious. Between the candidate running for mayor on the Rent Is Too Damn High platform, the handful of college kids running so they can put something on their application to intern in Chuck Schumer's office, the libertarian who wants to abolish the office of comptroller if he's elected to it, and all the socialists, it's the most entertaining thing I've read all month.

    #tips #election #bloomberg
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    Image of Kaila Hale-Stern Kaila Hale-Stern
    10/30/09

    @sarrible: Thanks for finding my next long-subway-trip reading material.

    #tips
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    10/30/09

    @Kaila Hale-Stern: If Glenn Beck actually read that thing, his show the next night would be the most entertaining hour of raving insanity EVER.

    #tips
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Get Ready for Obama Day
    Where does Obama stand on the High Line Park issue? #barackobama
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    Image of hypocriteoath hypocriteoath
    12/10/08

    In reply to Fran Drescher Serious About Senate Run
    seriously? I would like to see her resume. Starring in the Nanny does nothing for me. Who the F does this lady think she is?
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    12/10/08

    @hypocriteoath:


    Maybe she can get New York a model of Stonehenge.

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    12/10/08

    @Smitros: an exact 12" replica.
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    12/10/08

    @hypocriteoath:


    Sweet. And public works jobs for little people.

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    12/10/08

    In reply to Fran Drescher Serious About Senate Run
    Luf. Hah.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    12/10/08

    In reply to Fran Drescher Serious About Senate Run
    How much is the seat in New York? I thought the Illinois seat sounded a little inflated.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    12/10/08

    @belltolls: Any combination that adds up to 50 Emperor's Club diamonds. Oh, wait, that was the last administration.
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    12/10/08

    @belltolls: Inflated? That Illinois seat makes you president!
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Republican Candidate's Creepy Obama Profit Plot
    Capitolism at its finest.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Republican Candidate's Creepy Obama Profit Plot
    Like chimps, losing presidential candidates groom one another.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/08/08

    In reply to Republican Candidate's Creepy Obama Profit Plot
    For an extra $100 he'll show you the porno he made with Sam Waterston.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Nate Silver In Georgia Stats Shame
    The good news? We can pick on Saxby for his first and last name and for the fact that he's Saxby Chambliss.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Nate Silver In Georgia Stats Shame
    Actually this is the funny part:


    Nate: But I think the Democrats need to think carefully about what went wrong here as they begin to gear up for 2010.

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    12/03/08

    @echopark: You mean we are all going to routed once again by the Republican revised-Contract with America wherein they promise to restore an era of American prosperity buttressed by "good American values" but actually spend the next decade lurking in bathrooms tapping their feet in Morse code, flirting with underage boys over IM and getting rid of regulations that limit exploitation of the poorer 99.99% of the country, the environment and foreign populations? That would suck.
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    12/03/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: You forgot feeling up their grandkids....
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    12/03/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: I'm currently drafting a new Contract with America as we speak. Unfortunetly, still being heavily influnced by the Bush years and its emphseis on secrecy, we will not be able to share this contract with the country.


    Seriously, though, (barring some unforseen circumstance whereby David Cameron turns out to actually be an American citizen) the democrats have ABSOLUTELY nothing to fear from the Republicans for some time. We are busy with our navel gazing, which will be followed by brutal in-house fighting. Then, if in 2010 Sarah Palin is still in charge, we will repeat the same cycle of lose, pout and fight until she is eventually sent into the Alaskan wilds with only rifle and a hunting knife.

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    12/03/08

    @Iceland_Spar: Heh, actually I will call it my Fiat to America, that will be more consistent with the secrecy and the imposing of it.
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    12/03/08

    @MercuryPDX: How could I ever have ever forgotten that one! Please insert "feeling up their grandchildren" between "code," and "flirting."


    @Iceland_Spar: Sarah Palin will have to go. That's for damn sure. But she plays well in the South and seems to mobilize a lot of Republican voters who would otherwise be apathetic about politics. I'm glad that we'll have a year of relative peace.

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    12/03/08

    @Iceland_Spar: I think with the inability of Detroit to build fuel efficient cars a lot of Americans would vote Republican if they thought they were receiving a nice Cinquecento in exchange.


    But, seriously. Maybe you could call it the New Promises for Our Families Agreement or the New Horizons Pact, something like that. Americans will eat that shit up, yo.

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    12/03/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: Maybe America's Plan for Puppies? Item one of which will be puppy cams for all. Then a bunch of items that no one will read as they can't pull themselves away from their new puppy cam.
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    12/03/08

    @Iceland_Spar: And so it shall be: Item 1 will be puppy cams for all. Whereas Item 2 shall be waivers for puppy grooming carried out by poorly recompensed hordes of illegal immigrants who will be forced to carry out their duties in cheerful servitude to the puppies and to their human masters as well.
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    12/04/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: measures will have to be taken to ensure the illegal immigrant hordes don't accidently appear in a puppy cam of course, but I think that is possible. And should the unthinkable ever happen, we will just cut the puppy cam feed and run pictures of lolcats until the problem is solved.
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    12/04/08

    @Iceland_Spar: Of course we shall also outsource the production of LOLcats to Bangalore, right? The value of the time that bored officeworkers in the United States divert to selecting and tagging cute animal photos is much less than what the value would be of the time of an Indian worker who is well trained in both insular American pop-cultural references and the art of deftly insventing errors at the lexical and syntactical levels.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    12/04/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: That sounds ruthless and efficient - I like it!
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    12/04/08

    @Iceland_Spar: Its finally come time to take the "compassionate" out of "Compassionate Conservative." Take the Republicans back to their roots in Barry Goldwater, Richard M. Nixon and Jon Voight.
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    12/04/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: Now it's time for me to go eat some salad.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    12/04/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: We never should have added that stupid adjective. Its become a euphism for bad things about conservatism coupled with unrestrained spending. And it makes just plain Conservatives sound uncompassionate. Damn you GWB!
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    12/04/08

    @i'm_a_bottle: Enjoy the salad! (And I will be watching Jon Voight on 24 this year so as to remember how to get back to being a conservative)
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    12/04/08

    @Iceland_Spar: George is almost universally hated. But he carries it well, I think -- or he's just oblivious to it.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Nate Silver In Georgia Stats Shame
    So he's not God. Huh.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/03/08

    In reply to Nate Silver In Georgia Stats Shame
    Sort of like Star Trek: Generations - a letdown, but not really.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Republican Senator Officially Wins In Georgia
    this is a big win for crotchety old molesters everywhere... zell miller has probably creamed himself by now.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Republican Senator Officially Wins In Georgia
    Thank you for your courageous and honorable campaign Saxby. I can't think of a better occasion to feel-up an underage member of my family -- in celebration of course, which makes it all OK.
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