
The Associated Press is apologizing for running a story about Paris Hilton in which our young heroine reportedly championed the rights of alcoholic elephants in India. Hilton did not, in fact, tell reporters, "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol…
The Age Of Indolence
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