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12/14/09
What is your opinion of the brass clown?
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All you Good for Her-ers? Eat my fuck. Real writers with real life experience need writing gigs, not this inbred little cumbucket who probably cannot write the letter i without putting a smiley face on top.
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Because we already know the answer!
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I thought we got rid of your duckface a while ago.
You are an abomination of a wanna be, a fame whore, with the operative word "whore." That you are still trying to make money and be famous because you sell your genitalia proves that you have less than no class; women like you can't sleep your way to the top. It's way, way too far and you're not that hot.
You have singlehandedly made the Post sleazier.
No one thought that was possible.
But don't worry, the blow job market is still pretty strong, I hear, so you won't go hungry.
PS Spitzer is worse than you, actually, because he had public trust and a family, and undid all the good he might have done because like so many men, he just couldn't concentrate on anything but twat.
12/13/09
13. Does my use of the word "intercourse" indicate that I'm Amish?
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Cue the fiddles, fellow Romans!
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At a gang bang, what's the most ladylike number for simultaneous occupancy of your orifices? Mumsy gave conflicting advice.
Also, "Prostitution whore"- zingy catchphrase or just poor grammar?
12/13/09
While I realize that, in these modern times, etiquette seems a baroque maze designed to mystify, recall that the ultimate goal of social rules is to make us all more comfortable in a more civil, pleasant society. A good hostess will recognize the onus isn't upon a lady's actions, but rather that of making guests feel more relaxed and comfortable.
Thus, a proper lady is less concerned with the hosting capabilities of her orifices, but rather the variety and dimension of her guests' assorted, varied appendages. So long as everyone's grouped and aligned accordingly (I recommend seating place cards (embossed, but that's a personal preference) handed out to the men and women attending your little planned fête). Thus, attendees might discreetly know which order, where, and next to whom they might gather while waiting to mount (and conquer!) the orifice(s) in question.
With fond regards,
Ashley
PS: Girls working the trades - as we both know - face increased competition on many fronts. Whereas before "prostitute", "whore" and "slut" had distinct meanings, these lines have become blurred. Don't blame Ashley; blame those tuition-challenged ragamuffins and former Wall Street PR interns! *giggle*
"Prostitute" now serves as a generic descriptive to open negotiations. "Prostitute whore" implies more professional application of effort (and correspondingly, higher fees).
"Prostitute slut" signals a willingness to offer a more flexible fee in order to gain valuable workplace experience and networking opportunities.
Much in the same way that many Gawker editors got a leg up (with a pornstaresque name like "Foster Kamer", you didn't think the now-renowned columnist made his bones serving coffee, did you?)
12/13/09
While I chased after The Yucks, the only criminals deserving our scorn are (probably) politically motivated FBI agents and angry Wall Street execs clamoring for a political hit against Spitzer because of his exposing their inside-trading.
Ms Dupre, if you're reading this, it's good to see your gainful employment)
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