Devil's Advocate: Is it better or worse (for his wife or in the general concept) that Gov. Sanford 'fell in love' with another woman instead of just hooking up with the random skanky 'ho' like politicians usually do?
@Lysergic Asset: Well, if the ex-wife of the ex-Governor of New Jersey is anything to by, either of those options is better than having said husband cheat with a man.
@Lysergic Asset: Don't waste any sympathy on Sanford, he's a class A dick. I seriously wanted to take a nine iron to his SUV when he said he wouldn't be extending unemployment benefits for South Carolinians, but he would instead be praying for the unemployed. He doesn't realize we can't all marry Skil Saw heiresses. The good news is the Republicans here are now in a bit of a pickle - the Lt. Gov apparently is a closeted big Mary, so they are left with replacing an unethical, lawbreaking, adulterer with a homosexual, or just leaving the adulterer in office. I know what you're thinking "aren't closeted homosexuals and Christian adulterers the base of the Republican party?" Well, yes, but they're not supposed to be so goddamned blatant about it.
@Lysergic Asset: You know your state is the laughing stock of the nation when Jon Stewart thanks you for producing such comedic gold. At the same time Sanford was bawling like a lovesick 15 year old girl, we had a guy get arrested for screwing a horse...for the second time!!!!!! I always picture the horse looking over it's shoulder and going "Jesus, not you again." I guess he really was in love with her. I mean the guy with the horse, of course, not Sanford.
Grrr. I couldn't imagine spending the tail end of my life dealing with that shit. You would think that if you spend a lifetime with your partner, raise his children, and support him through a successful career, he could at least do a half way decent job of keeping his dick in his trousers when you get sick. What a selfish, selfish man. I hope his penis falls off and he loses it.
(then he sees it while walking down St Mark's pl on a junk table next to a broken toaster oven on sale for $22)
ELizabeth Edwards, cancer-stricken wife, is gloating because she lives in the big house, Rielle just got a paltry million dollar summer rental. In the fall. The shame. #johnedwards
I still don't understand how the Meet the Fockers franchise does so well and/or why so many people think the movie are hilarious... maybe they'll finally come to their senses after watching Jessica.
Before the game, a blog post on the mag's Web site said: "We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!" A succession of tweets posted on the Voice's Twitter account during the game followed, including, "Let's go Hermione! Lolz," a reference to Watson's character in "Harry Potter." It went on, "In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch," and, "WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND."
Not exactly stuff that the old National Lampoon gang would be proud of...I guess this explains why SNL has stopped being reliably funny for an entire generation. If Harvard can't even muster up a decent crop of comedy writers anymore, why bother keeping the doors open?
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P.S. - This song is for you.
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(then he sees it while walking down St Mark's pl on a junk table next to a broken toaster oven on sale for $22)
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But I've got nothing but love for the innocent and blameless little girl.
Maybe we could all play nice and not use words like "Disgraced", "Scandal",
"Love Child", or "Child of Mistress" before her name. Maybe? #johnedwards
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"Rielle?, Rielle!?!" #johnedwards
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I believe the phrase you are searching for is "professional hemmorhoid".
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Not exactly stuff that the old National Lampoon gang would be proud of...I guess this explains why SNL has stopped being reliably funny for an entire generation. If Harvard can't even muster up a decent crop of comedy writers anymore, why bother keeping the doors open?