Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'

On Thursday Microsoft unveiled Bing, its new search engine thingie. They're hoping that before long you'll forget how to "Google it" and will instead "Bing it." Unfortunately we think the name reminds us mostly of Sopranos strippers and the guy who knocked up Elizabeth Hurley. Microsoft FAIL! More »

Insufferable Ann Leary-Novel Character 'Blelizabeth Furley' No Relation To Husband Denis's Best Friend Elizabeth

Ann Leary, wife of Rescue Me star and Libertarian tobacco-tax oppositionist Denis Leary, has written a novel, entitled Outtakes From a Marriage, in which the author has followed the age-old writer's maxim of writing about what one knows; in this case, what Ann knows is that her husband is entirely too preoccupied with the gravity-defying physical attributes of his BFF and frequent co-star, Elizabeth Hurley: More »

Elizabeth Hurley Inspires Wife's Jealous Novel

British Tabloid Press Mounts Full-Scale Attack Against 'Trout Pout' Infestation

After turning their swarthy disdain for Jaffa Cake Knees into a full-out journalistic attack, the Brit tabloids are at it again, only now they've sunk their unmanicured claws into an affliction rampant in Hollywood they've dubbed "trout pouts." Known victims of said affliction, like Jenna Jameson and Heidi Fleiss, have long been injecting so much poison into their lips that kissing them might feel a bit like sucking on an well-inflated balloon. Angelina Jolie Pillow Lips, these are not. After singling out once-quite-pretty actress Saffron Burrows as the poster girl for T.P., they've unleashed their venomous pens on several other poufy-lipped ladies—and no group of newsies writes a meaner caption than the snarky Brits. NSFYH (that's Not Safe For Your Health) pics, along with their brush-offs, after the jump. More »

Elizabeth Hurley In Terribly British Slave Labour Dispute

Would you like to work for former famous person Elizabeth Hurley (Vanessa Kensington) and her husband, Indian textiles heir Arun Nayar? As long as you don't mind cleaning house twenty hours a day for only a small pile of rupees, you'll absolutely love it. Just ask Violet D'Souza, the couple's former maid (brought from Mumbai by Nayar) who recently accused the couple of making her toil seven days a week for the paltry sum of only $200 (paid, allegedly, in Indian currency.) The case was dropped, though, when a reportedly five figure settlement was reached late yesterday. That's the problem with those girls from deepest Indjuh - once they get a taste for lovely light-skinned life in London, it's all outrageous demands. At least five figures will last her a good three weeks in that most expensive of cities. [P6]

Elizabeth Hurley Death/Sex Bot for Sale

Feast your lascivious eyes on this, the original "fembot" prop from 1999's Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Those unfortunate enough to have seen the movie may recall that the bot was modeled after the Elizabeth Hurley character. So even though this version comes with a removable face (included!) and gun-mountable nipple ports, you can still exult in ample late-1990s Hurley cleavage. Only $1,500 on eBay, and no bids as of this writing. Get everyone in the book club to pitch in. More »

Gossip roundup

· The odd couple: "Winona Ryder and Al Pacino have again sparked rumors that they're dating. At a screening of John Malkovich's "The Dancer Upstairs" at the American Museum of the Moving Image Monday night, 'they were arm in arm, and looking very friendly'" [NY Daily News] More »

Gossip roundup

· Elizabeth Hurley has convinced her married lover, Arun Nayar, to file for divorce from his Italian model wife so he can marry her instead. [Page Six] More »