Who was that guy? A "campus leader" at Columbia during the sixties anti-establishment strikes. They were gonna take over the Dean's office, so they swarmed it, all the stoonts, only it was closed on Saturday. So this leader - what was his name? - was in the act of clamboring up atop a trashcan so he could be seen to pontificate, when anarchists at the back said, hey, let's go take over the library! So they all swarmed forth toward that building, and the leader clattered down from his pedestal and rushed to catch his crowd and made it to the front where he linked arms with other leaders and they all sang Michael Rowed or something.
I thought it was Ding! (ala Southwest) and not Bing. It would have been interesting if they bought Bling.com instead of Bing.com... Bling is just catchier!
This AM on CNBC they played an amusing interview with Ballmer. He had to sit there while the interviewer basically kept bringing up how his competition keep innovating and what does he plan to do about it? Of course, he kept insisting that Apple was a niche player so the two businesses should not be compared, we do things differently, etc. etc.
God almighty, if they'd just called it "Bang" they'd have had a hit. "Just bang me" "Bang it out" "Christ, Lodwick just sits at his desk all day banging himself".
It's perfect. What's WRONG with you Microsoft? Grow some balls. If you need to know where to find a pair, I'd suggest you bang it, BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT. All you can do is bing the sucker. And that's pathetic.
06/01/09
Ballmer, that was his name.
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"It don't mean a thing
If it's not searched on Bing!
Do-wop-do-wop-do-wop-do-wop!"
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There's Bing Crosby, crooner/abusive father.
There's the cherry, symbol of many an unlucky spin at the slot machines.
There's...ah why go on, it just sucks.
05/29/09
Bet It's No Good...
But I Need Google!
Now, Gawker, tell us... What does fucking "Zing" stand for? "Bring the Zing..." Lame.
05/31/09
Oh, and in Chinese it sounds like the world for 'sickness'..
I predict a year from now we're all going to be using BING for 'Bet it's no good'...
BING! BING! BING! We can all say in a teleconfernce. Bing you, Bing off.
Kinda reminds me of Larry Niven's 'Known Space', TANJ it.
TANJ = There ain't no justice.
05/29/09
But I doubt that will happen.
05/29/09
I'm betting Matthew Perry could use a paying role right now.
*contemplates the possibilities*
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It's perfect. What's WRONG with you Microsoft? Grow some balls. If you need to know where to find a pair, I'd suggest you bang it, BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT. All you can do is bing the sucker. And that's pathetic.
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