Grrr. I couldn't imagine spending the tail end of my life dealing with that shit. You would think that if you spend a lifetime with your partner, raise his children, and support him through a successful career, he could at least do a half way decent job of keeping his dick in his trousers when you get sick. What a selfish, selfish man. I hope his penis falls off and he loses it.
(then he sees it while walking down St Mark's pl on a junk table next to a broken toaster oven on sale for $22)
ELizabeth Edwards, cancer-stricken wife, is gloating because she lives in the big house, Rielle just got a paltry million dollar summer rental. In the fall. The shame. #johnedwards
I still don't understand how the Meet the Fockers franchise does so well and/or why so many people think the movie are hilarious... maybe they'll finally come to their senses after watching Jessica.
Before the game, a blog post on the mag's Web site said: "We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!" A succession of tweets posted on the Voice's Twitter account during the game followed, including, "Let's go Hermione! Lolz," a reference to Watson's character in "Harry Potter." It went on, "In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch," and, "WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND."
Not exactly stuff that the old National Lampoon gang would be proud of...I guess this explains why SNL has stopped being reliably funny for an entire generation. If Harvard can't even muster up a decent crop of comedy writers anymore, why bother keeping the doors open?
The Edwards thing is probably speculation and a bit of wishful thinking for all of us. Elizabeth is no pushover, so I'm just content to know that his testicles are likely in a jar sitting on the living room mantle.
1. And Madame Edwards wants to unload all the dirty secrets to the world now because? She'll get the money, she'll get the house, she'll get the kids. As she keeps telling us, she's in stage four cancer. She wants leave the kids scarred? Not buying it.2. That Kate H. pregnancy thing: wasn't that a blind item this week? Something about being "late" (rhymes with Kate) but the celebrity beau isn't the father?3. That Dillon item sounds like a blind item from a week or so ago too.4. Palin: Dear god...
@Swordfish: Yeah, but maybe Mdme Edwards is willing to go out in a final blaze of spite. I mean, this is hardly the first installment in the shame-the-hubby series. The book alone will make some therapist very very wealthy. So why not take her ken-doll husband's good name to the grave with her? If he ever had one, that is.
@Hydroceph: This is most likely a bargaining chip to get more than she would normally be entitled to of her husband's wealth (for her kids, of course). She gets the money, and he gets her to sign a confidentiality agreement.
@PaisleyPajamas: Palin is a verb--you're "Palin" when you start talking and keep on going, even though you completely forgot what your point was to begin with.
@SahibaNumsane: Yes, but the douchery continues there, too.
The nasty comments on the Daily Mail blog about Brown were just crazy — portraying Brown as a community college and Providence as a slum. As if she would have heaps of privacy at Oxford or Cambridge with the British tabloids on her every move.
10/22/09
10/22/09
(then he sees it while walking down St Mark's pl on a junk table next to a broken toaster oven on sale for $22)
10/22/09
10/22/09
But I've got nothing but love for the innocent and blameless little girl.
Maybe we could all play nice and not use words like "Disgraced", "Scandal",
"Love Child", or "Child of Mistress" before her name. Maybe? #johnedwards
10/22/09
"Rielle?, Rielle!?!" #johnedwards
10/22/09
10/22/09
10/22/09
10/22/09
10/01/09
10/01/09
I believe the phrase you are searching for is "professional hemmorhoid".
10/01/09
Not exactly stuff that the old National Lampoon gang would be proud of...I guess this explains why SNL has stopped being reliably funny for an entire generation. If Harvard can't even muster up a decent crop of comedy writers anymore, why bother keeping the doors open?
10/01/09
10/01/09
10/01/09
10/01/09
10/01/09
10/01/09
I thought that Palin was already synonymous with Grifter.
10/01/09
10/01/09
10/01/09
10/01/09
The nasty comments on the Daily Mail blog about Brown were just crazy — portraying Brown as a community college and Providence as a slum. As if she would have heaps of privacy at Oxford or Cambridge with the British tabloids on her every move.
10/01/09