Meet Grey's Anatomy's Twenty-Eight Year Old Virgin

Meet April Kepner. Seattle Grace resident. Hospital shooter survivor. Oh, and did I mention she's a virgin? Just don't get her angry. You won't like what she has to tell you when she's angry.
Grey's Anatomy: Go Hug Yourself!
Lightning may have struck eight unlucky patients tonight on Grey's Anatomy, but it was the Seattle Grace doctors who were suffering temporary bouts of paralysis—emotionally, that is. Cue the Ellen Pompeo monologue!
Happy Birthday
Comedian Tracy Morgan turns 41 today. Mackenzie Phillips is turing 50. Actress Brittany Murphy is 32. Grey's Anatomy's Ellen Pompeo is turning 40. Mets general manager Omar Minaya is 51. Nobel Prize-winning economist Robert Engle is turning 67. CUNY chancellor Matthew Goldstein is 68. Socialite Lauren Dupont is 39.…
Kelly Bensimon Gets Naked; Jen Aniston Melts Down
• Bethenny Frankel isn't going to be happy about this one bit, but her Real Housewives of New York City co-star, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, is going to appear semi-nude in the December issue of Playboy. The 40-year-old reality TV star won't have to worry about competing with the women almost half her age who normally…
Royalty Acting Like Royalty, Media Acting Like Media
Prince Harry isn't being a dick! Octomom gets her own TV show, Candy Spelling works her late husband's TV pitches in real time, and Rachel Bilson doesn't eat chap stick. Presenting your Saturday morning gossip roundup.
Madonna Takes a Fall, Blames Someone Else
• Madonna fell off a horse while riding at photographer Steven Klein's house in Bridgehampton on Saturday. She wasn't seriously injured, but don't think for a minute she's taking any blame for the spill. Her flack blamed the accident on a rogue paparazzo who jumped out of the bushes and startled the horse, although…
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 12/4 — I was waiting outside the glass abyss that is CAA in Century City, waiting for my car from the valet alongside ELLEN POMPEO, a.k.a. Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy. She seemed to be with a publicist/agent and was wearing that odd combo of a tank top with like super intense boots and a…
Happy Birthday
30 Rock's Tracy Morgan is 40 today. Mets GM Omar Minaya is 50. Nobel Prize-winning economist (and NYU professor) Robert Engle turns 66. Society staple Lauren duPont is 38. Doubleday publisher Stephen Rubin is 67, as is CUNY chancellor Matthew Goldstein. Actress Heather Matarazzo is celebrating her 26th. Grey's Anatomy…
'Grey's Anatomy' Star's Chimp Romance Exposed!
We don't know about you, but were starving. And nothing hits the spot at the end of a grueling week in the mines like a Dirt Sandwich, crafted with loving, homemade goodness by Defamer videographer Molly McAleer. This serving is stacked high with homoeroticism, slathered with Blonsky sauce, dashed with a hint of Sarah…
Rats. They Wrote Renee Instead Of Ellen On My Drink.
Click to viewBoomp3.com Normally, a crippling fear of spilling her drink order consumes Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo on her daily Starbucks run. Instead, the baristas must’ve assumed that when she used the name, “Ellen” it was a fake name and that her real name is Renee, as in Renee Zelllweger. Pompeo tried to…
The Weekend That Was
1) Of the many fashion parties over the weekend, none was bigger than Calvin Klein's 40th anniversary bash on the High Line last night. Among the fresh-from-Bryant Park faces present: Francisco Costa, Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou, Brooke Shields, Lindsay Price, Kim Raver, Eva Mendes, Halle Berry, Naomi…
Hollywood Privacywatch: Ellen Pompeo, 'Staten Island Prostitute'
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