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"OK, Now Get Back In the Van."
[Elton John with the three kids who shared the Best Actor in a Musical Tony award last night for their performances in "Billy Elliot: the Musical"; image via WENN] -
gossip roundup
Octo-Mom's Kids Already Forming Gangs
In Tuesday's disturbing relationship newsdump, we learn Nadya Suleman's kids brutalize her, Rihanna's Chris Brown reunion riled her family and dinner with TomKat is as weird as you think. More » -
gossip roundup
Vanity Fair Oscar Party Obliterates Competition
The Vanity Fair Oscar party was, this year more than ever, the center of the celebrity vortex, devouring other party-throwers Prince, Elton John, Madonna and adorable twitterering couple Demi and Ashton. More » -
trade roundup
Elton John Bringing You A Special New Brand Of Batshit
· Disappointed by the delays facing Steven Soderbergh's brain-melter Cleo? Elton John to the rescue with Pride and Predator, featuring Jane Austen's characters taking on a bloodthirsty space alien. Can't. Wait. [Variety] More » -
lawsuits
England Is Now Safe For Irony
A "landmark" court ruling in the UK means that it is now legal to make jokes there (without having to pay millions in defamation damages). Jokes about Elton John, especially. More » -
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Things Change Yo
Gay Elton John has been flying into Detroit to record songs for Eminem's upcoming album. Now there's a sentence that would terrify Eminem's fans in 1999. And Elton John's. [Freep via TAN] -
Musicals
Elton John Composing The Most Hilarious AIDS Musical Ever For Ben Stiller
For those of you wondering how in the world Ben Stiller could possibly outdo his finely honed, full-retard character work in this summer's Tropic Thunder, fret not. The actor is pairing with Elton John for a movie musical that will require him to go full blown AIDS. John explained in a recent GQ interview: More » -
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Lily Allen Caps Awful Year With Drunken Night Of Fights
At what point does empathy for elfin British pop singer Lily Allen begin to dry up? So far this year she's had a miscarriage, broke up with her lover and lost a contract to Agent Provocateur. Last night she got drunk at the GQ Men Of The Year awards, drunkenly told off her co-host Elton John, got in a big fight with her future sister in law and infuriated police by revealing details of a secret kidnapping. Fun to watch (click the video icon to do so), but telling Elton John "fuck off... I'm 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me: probably does not enhance Allen's chances of retaining her BBC Three show, which she still has not yet lost. Unfortunately, if Allen is on the typical cycle of starlet drunkenness, she has further to fall before the rehab and bounceback. [Daily Mail, Dan News] -
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We Reveal 'The Curious World' Of Celebrity Drug Users So You So You Don't Have To Buy The Book
A new book claiming to unveil "fun, fascinating facts" about celebrities and their drug habits may just be a collection of ancient quotes and anecdotes. As the NY Post reports today, The Curious World Of Drugs And Their Friends promises sordid tales involving Lindsay Lohan and details from her substance-fueled evenings before cokepants and trees put them on the back burner, but the story they cite from a "friend" sounds eerily familiar to one of our favorite classic Lohanisms from over a year ago. And the celebrities quoted as being "unable to talk to anyone without a nose full of cocaine," and having "spent the first 35 years of my life in a fog" due to drugs have either kicked their habits long ago or already (endlessly) confirmed to the world that they were once big league nose candy fans. The stars "featured," and exactly how dusty these quips are, after the jump. More » -
campaigns
This is just going to lead to so, so many regrettable "bitch" jokes, isn't it.
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oscars
Party Roundup: It Was No 'VF' Extravaganza, But Elton John Knows How To Throw A Party
Even though Hollywood's A-List was deprived of a chance to eat and drink on Vanity Fair's dime last night, two fiestas proved that celebrities will not let a little thing like tradition get in the way of a night of free booze and swag. Elton John's Annual AIDS Foundation Oscar Party usually has a strong turnout of power players, but the star wattage at the 16th incarnation of the bash last night was a few standard deviations past the norm, thanks mainly to the absence of Graydon Carter's soiree. Highlights included Tilda Swinton kissing her Oscar in some sort of Buddhist mating ritual, as well as the public debut of Hollywood's newest power couple, Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova. We've got pictures after the jump. More » -
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"No, Seriously. It's a Great Zoo and I Can Get You In to See the Kimodo Dragon."
[Sharon Stone and Elton John at John's annual Oscar party in Los Angeles last night; Image: Wireimage via PageSix]Click for larger. More » -
rumorender
'Interview' Editor Sischy Is Out Of The Country, Not Her Job
Cancel those ends of days—Ingrid Sischy isn't leaving Interview, she's just on vacation with Sir Elton John. In South Africa. Naturally! The magazine's executive editor Brad Goldfarb tells us it's a "long-planned" annual trip and that he's been working with Sischy by phone all week. She'll be "back at her desk Monday," he said. Phew! Also, never mind! More » -
gossip
Gossip Roundup: Jim McGreevey, Man-Slut American
- Jim McGreevey is so gay, having sex with only one man does not satisfy him! He craves still more man-sex! [Page Six] More »
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: A Dapper Jeremy Piven Strolls Along Cahuenga With Leggy Friend In Tow
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Val Kilmer imparting some surfer wisdom to his son at a Santa Monica surf shop. More » -
oscars
A Musical Oscars Round-Up: Celine Dion To Assault Global Audience With All New Song
· Celine Dion, the French Canadian chanteuse extraordinaire with seemingly insurmountable daddy issues, will be premiering a new song at the Oscars: "I Knew I Loved You," an Ennico Morricone composition with all new lyrics by Alan and Marilyn "Papa Can You Hear Me?" Bergman. [AP] More » -
oscars
Elton John Set To Crush Vanity Fair With This Year's Oscar Party
With only five party-planning days left 'til Hollywood Christmas, there is still so very much to be done to ensure the ensuing after-parties are sufficiently grossly overdone and insensitive to much of everything else going on in the world. To the rescue comes Oscar fete-giver non-pareil Elton John, who will be throwing out every stop short of a solid Godiva climbing-wall erupting in nougat on the half-hour to siphon A-list guests away from his arch Oscar party rival, the Vanity Fair shindig: More » -
defamer
Correction: Elton John's Gay, Over-The-Hill Rock Star Sitcom Not Autobiographical
A correction to a THR report on Elton John's ABC comedy pilot Him and Us has been winding its way around the Reuters wires: More » -
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Reuters: Elton John Is Not 'An Over-the-Hill, Gay Rock Star'
Here's a nice lesson in why you must never, ever tell the truth about a bitchy queen with a good publicist. (Or: Here's a lesson in why all Hollywood journalism is inherently bullshit because it's all so publicist-mediated.) More » -
movies
William Shatner Returns to Awards Hosting; Elton John Is Standing By
We received a tip late yesterday about some seemingly inconsequential new Hollywood awards show, the Golden Groundhog Awards. Set for February 2, the Groundhogs are designed, according to the promotional website, to "recognize genuinely outstanding films from the previous year that lacked the distribution and marketing support needed to propel them into the public consciousness." That is to say, they must have grossed less than $1 million worldwide. More » -
mta strike
Gossip Roundup: Roger Toussaint Needs to Eat, Y'know
• While you were limping up and down Broadway and losing digits to hypothermia, rest assured union leader Roger Toussaint was enjoying a leisurely two-hour meal with six cronies at a nice restaurant. Would you be any less livid if we noted the restaurant was in Harlem? Yeah, didn't think so. [Page Six] More » -
short ends
Short Ends: A Very He-Man Christmas
· Forget about that Jesus guy, He-Man and She-Ra are the central characters in the greatest Christmas story ever told. [via cityrag] More » -
short ends
Short Ends: Rent Blows, Borat Speaks, Spielberg Passes
· Our favorite review of the week, courtesy of the LAT's Carina Chocano: "Rent is commodified faux bohemia on a platter, eliciting the same kind of numbing soul-sadness as children's beauty pageants, tiny dogs in expensive boots, Mahatma Gandhi in Apple ads. It's about art, activism and counterculture in the same way that a poster of a kitten hanging from a tree branch ("Hang in There!") is about commitment and heroic perseverance." More » -
paris hilton
Gossip Roundup: Paris and Paris and Stavros, Oh My!
• Battle of the meatheady Greek shipping heirs: Paris Hilton's new beau, Stavros Niarchos, exchanges heated words with her former fiancé, Paris Latsis. Then Niarchos vomits all over the club, because that's how Greek shipping heirs solve all their disputes. [R&M] More » -
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Calvin Klein: the madness begins
A reader sends in background information on Calvin Klein's Joan Rivers outburst after Monday's little incident at the Knicks game: More » -
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Gossip roundup
· Courtney Love calls fashion houses around the world in the wee hours of Friday morning demanding "perfect clothes" for Elton John's upcoming benefit for the Old Vic theater. [Page Six] More »
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