Scientists Endure Hours of Sean Connery Impressions to Better Humanity
With the noble goal of elevating the subtleties of speech, a group of scientists at the Royal Holloway College at the University in London endured an awful task. They studied "non-professional impersonators" doing their best impressions. The scientists looked at fMRI scans as these "non-professional impersonators"…
Paz de la Huerta: How Elvis Gave Me an Orgasm in Graceland
Gloriously crazy perma-naked thing-a-ma-pout Paz de la Huerta turned a lighthearted interview with the New York Times Magazine into an opportunity to accuse her sister of trying to kill her in utero, and relive the time Elvis Presley's ghost diddled her:
Family Guy Imagines Barack Obama an Elvis Presley/Conrad Birdie Type
At the end of last night's Family Guy, we're treated to an unusual appearance by "President Obama." He comes out in an Elvis-like suit, singing "You Gotta Be Sincere" to a screaming audience of adoring females.
Bill Murray's Karaoke Night With Total Strangers
What's Bill Murray up to these days? Apparently just dropping into the private karaoke rooms of total strangers and singing obscure Elvis tunes. At least, if these photos are to be believed.
A King's Ransom
[The contents of former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's seven storage units in Arlington Heights, Ill.—including this nameplate and life-sized Elvis statue—were auctioned off today to pay for his overdue storage fees. Image via Getty]
It's Been 33 Years. He Has Definitely Left the Building
[Fans gathered yesterday at Graceland to mark 33 years since the "death" of Elvis Presley. Eight-year-old superfan Brandon Byrd poses here with Brazilian Elvis impersonator Mark Rio in Memphis. Image via AP]
Happy Birthday, Elvis! We Got You Jackie Chan Singing "Fools Rush In"
Today would be Elvis' 75th birthday. So naturally he would want Jackie Chan to sing "Fools Rush In" while promoting The Wacky Tuxedo 3 (working title) on Ellen. We wanted this to be bad. We really did. But it isn't.
Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
Tilda Swinton and Donald Trump fighting. So are Tori Spelling and Star. And, yes, even Gore Vidal and Ed Koch. But at least there's some love: Heidi Klum and Seal had baby number four. Welcome to your Tuesday gossip roundup!
Elvis Presley's Twin Granddaughters Arrive on Earth!
Elvis Presley's only known child, Lisa Marie Presley, gave birth to twin girls earlier this week. This isn't just any old celebrity baby news. It means that Elvis has finally been reincarnated. First of all, it's well-known that greatness skips a generation. Secondly, although Lisa Marie already has two kids from a…

