Pete, a man with a bad dick, had a rough time on Monday's Family Feud. When Steve Harvey asked Pete's wife what one part of her husband's body she would choose to change, she didn't even hesitate before answering: His poor, inadequate penis.
What would you do if your cymbal broke in the middle of a rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner? Probably nothing as graceful as this awkward kid's beautiful recovery.
Most college freshmen only find it necessary to be mortified by their roommate, their room decorations, their dorm mates, the difficulty of the classes, their struggles with newfound freedom, their all-too-frequent intoxication, and the overwhelming sense of being a lost and anonymous soul in a brand new environment…
Oh my god cringe city. CRINGE CITY. These girls changed the lyrics from the trashy sin-celebrating "Tik Tok" to something more god-appeasing. But it's not okay. NOBODY IS AMUSED. Awkward, inappropriate teen sinners inside.
Though Governor Rick Perry announced new movie-luring tax incentives at Robert Rodriguez's film studios in Austin last year, Rodriguez's film Machete has now been denied those rebates, seemingly because it "portray[ed] Texans or Texas in a negative fashion." Censorship!
And then asks for payment to take down a webpage filled with all those sites you were just on because you're researching a book that you didn't tell anyone about. It particularly targets those on explicit anime sites. [BBC]
Okay, time to say goodbye. I'm moving eight blocks up the street. This has been absurd. I'm starting at the Village Voice tomorrow. This is embarassing. TLDR warning. Whatever. Here we go:
