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    What Would We Do Without Fameballs?

    The Persistent Failure of Steven Brill

    So You Want to Be a Fameball?

    Where in the World is Emily Brill?

    "My handwriting is cryptic and so am I."

    Happy Birthday, Emily Brill

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    10/03/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    Now, that's just an insult to vaginas all over the world.
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    Image of narnio narnio
    10/01/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    i am excited to read her press release.
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    Image of Rosewater Rosewater
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    I don't appreciate your abuse of the word vagina.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/30/09

    @Rosewater: Here, this will make you feel better, sweetie.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    Paul Janka should've patented his brand of psycho narcissism when he had his chance.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    OK, site-referential comments = bad, but wait, wait, wait. A history of super squats? And now, clear and intimate knowledge of NO-Xplode too? I am holding back tears of brophoria.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    Don't call it a comeback!

    *cue the LL Cool J*
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    09/30/09

    @BookishLookish: You're just excited that this means your date with him later is still on. First Kissinger wants to introduce you to his little "Secretary of Mate" and now Kade- how do you get the hottest guys?! HOW??
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    09/30/09

    @BookishLookish: Speaking of comebacks, where have you been lately, Mlle. Objet de Désir? It's very lonely here without you.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    09/30/09

    @BookishLookish: Cue Norma Desmond - it's "return."
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/30/09

    @bytememehard: Check your PM, toots.
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    09/30/09

    @BookishLookish: Fabulous, you cocky thing, you.
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    09/30/09

    @bytememehard: *wink*
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    I am now convinced more than ever AK is fake. I now follow him on Twitter and he didn't mention his near death experience once. No self respecting fameball would allow this opportunity to pass without at least one Tweet.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    I don't mean to be a party pooper, but it's pretty clear that Kade has mental problems, rendering mocking him a tad sketchy.

    On the other hand, I diagnosed John Fitzgerald Page as having JackAsperger's Syndrome, and continued to mock him, so I guess I'm a terrible person.
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    Image of hypocriteoath hypocriteoath
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    Kade is actually kind of funny at this point... like his whole schtick is just performance art... really, really boring performance art.

    EB, on the other hand, is pretty darn lame and I hope she gets a real job someday so that she can relate to someone other than herself or her father.

    My bet is that her book will be titled "the internet: that time hypocriteoath made me cry".
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    "Back writing?"

    I did some bareback writing in the early 80's but I got tired of taking penicillin all the time.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/30/09

    In reply to What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
    AK's whole delusional portfolio flashed before his eyes!
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Persistent Failure of Steven Brill
    I'm feeling a little bit nostalgic today...you know, just a touch "Where are they now?" about New York media pariahs. So what's up with Emily Brill?
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    Image of hypocriteoath hypocriteoath
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Persistent Failure of Steven Brill
    I know she can breathe and all, but third success down... really?
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    Image of Dudezebel Dudezebel
    06/23/09

    @hypocriteoath: I know, right, why isn't she number one?!
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    06/23/09

    @Dudezebel: who knew the ultimate narrator would still be third? so sad.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/23/09

    @hypocriteoath: The Ultimate Narrator was perhaps Jean Claude Van Dam's least successful showcase. But it was actually quite good. The scene where he defeats his clone twin through the power of words instead of kickboxing is quite powerful.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/23/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Brilliant.
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    Image of TuxedoUWS TuxedoUWS
    04/10/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    Ummm, you left out one important thing- BIG TITS. Small breasted women (or fat ones) don't get to be fameballs.
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    Image of hatey hatey
    04/10/09

    @TuxedoUWS: Oh, please.


    Allison is a B-cup in a push-up bra.

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    Image of Lazy Susan Lazy Susan
    04/10/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    So you saying there's no one I can fuck for a fameball?
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