Being named "celebrity mum of the year" by some British company seems to be a bad bad omen like no other. I remember when Kerry Katona was named that very thing, and she soon after spiralled out of control in every which way imaginable. There are other notable examples of this too.
But hey, Britney has already done all that spiralling, so who knows with her?
Really though, I just don't see the point of ridiculous titles like that, they are obvs meaningless...
@applejuice: Mel "Scary Spice" B was also declared Spectacle Wearer of the Year, even though she didn't need glasses and wore them, ooh, ONCE for a photo op. Good times.
@Richard Lawson: He should've kept up the whole wheelchair thing. If Degrassi's taught us anything, it's that music producers are really only interested in rappers with that "physical handicap as the result of a school shooting" angle.
@Richard Lawson: I take exception to that sir, as a proud Canadian. We have our share of hooligans. To repay you for your insult, I would 'bust a cap in your ass", but first I have to find out exactly what that means.
Jake Epstein will prevail. Small role in Charlie Bartlett, starring role in Canadian play, starring role in touring production of Spring Awakening, and, of course, Degrassi Goes to Hollywood. This kid is totally going places.
Plus, I totally have some of his songs on my iPod. Suck it, Drake!
Errr... best thing to ever come from Degrassi??? How high were you when you posted this? Every good Canadian (or even a halfway intelligent American, for that matter) knows the best thing to ever come from Degrassi was the band Zit Remedy.
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But hey, Britney has already done all that spiralling, so who knows with her?
Really though, I just don't see the point of ridiculous titles like that, they are obvs meaningless...
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Also, she's the hottest one.
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He's much like this kid.
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Plus, I totally have some of his songs on my iPod. Suck it, Drake!
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