Anderson Cooper Trolls for You
A job-seeking Time Warner mole today passes along the listing for our dream job:
In the Bush Era, Businesses Are Always Making Bank
We pulled bank on hiring once, too. Then we came to work here instead, and, sadly, no longer pull bank.
Defamer Employment: Tropicana Staffing Up: Behind The Bar Edition
A reader points out a possible weakness in Amanda Scheer Demme's defenses at the Trop: the service entrance. Why, that's just crazy enough to work! From Craigslist:
Defamer Employment: A-List Pooper Scooper Needed
Defamer is committed to helping its readers find exciting opportunities in the celebrity pet-pampering field. We realize that this ad is almost certainly the product of an anonymous Craigslist jokester, but if nothing else, it's a fitting reminder that we're all just one wipe of a spoiled shit-tzu's ass from that…
Defamer Employment: Tropicana Staffing Up
With its hottness quotient rising from "scorching" to "avert your D-list eyeballs before your corneas are instantly liquefied," it looks like the Roosevelt Hotel has turned to Craigslist to find reinforcements for its Tropicana Bar Entry Prevention Team:
Defamer Employment: Busy Exec Seeks Assistant With Strong Hands, Weak Self-Esteem
With dreams jobs like this one available to any attractive go-getter with a drive to succeed and the hands of a Swedish-trained angel, we don't know why anyone would waste their time pursuing Tinseltown dreams that don't involve kneading out the knots (does an erect penis count as a knot?) in a stressed executive's…
The Glorious Fast Track at Condé Nast
Tired of twiddling your thumbs and desperately wondering, How can I get my foot in the door at Condé Nast when I'm only a slightly attractive individual with average body fat? Well, young grasshoppers, it's easier than you think. One need simply spend several thousands of dollars to pursue a degree in journalism,…
Remainders: Ankle Bracelets and Tapered Pants Just Don't Mix. Ever.
• Contrary to whatever you may read in the forthcoming 65-pound fall issue of Vogue, tapered pants are not hot this fall, especially when worn with an ankle bracelet. [A Socialite's Life]
• Classy perv outlet Nerve is looking for an editor. Benefits include lots of greasy-but-intellectual dildos. [Mediabistro]
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You're Probably Overqualified
We'd normally feel a little pathetic, doing a second Craiglist post in one day. But patheticness is relative, and these folks win.
FoxNews.com Seeks Writers; Gawker Seeks Spies
An ad showed up on Craiglist yesterday that promises to make one of our dreams come true. (And, interestingly, said ad was not in the "casual encounters" section.)
Eric Alterman Prefers to Hire Someone Already Dismembered
We'd normally just tack this on as an update, but we feel the following clarification merits its own post (before too many more of you email us). Earlier, we posted an email from Eric Alterman in which he announced his need for a new assistant. Among Alterman's prerequisites for employment:
