So Josh, for our Gawker friends who will one day visit New York, which are the neoclassical $2,000-a-night hooker vulva restaurants?
Can we use this new terminology to describe some of New York's well-known tourist traps? Is McSorley's a Federal-period Irish barmaid vulva kind of joint?
With regard to the musty rococo vulva of my grandmother, would you be a dear and explain to her that none of the restaurants that she went to as a little girl in 1930's Brooklyn exist.
I love her but she seems to think that just because she had a very good corned beef sandwich at an otherwise unremarkable eatery during the Roosevelt administration does not mean that it didn't not get bulldozed and turned into condos decades before I was born.
@son of spam: The last time I was in that vulv...er, establishment I was eight months pregnant and, I kid you not, the waitress dumped a plate of pasta on my huge stomach. Which would have been some good low comedy if it had not fucking burned! Manager gave me an ice pack and sort of patted my head, which only caused fury. They comped our meal, but I'd sooner open my veins with a rusty saw than go back to that dump.
We have a shopping plaza out here in the burbs that has 3 starbucks in the same 1/4 radius. One is in B&N, one is freestanding and one in the grocery store. It sucks* because none of them have a drive thru, and there isn't one in the TARGET. *And since on some days this is the worst part of my day, I'll stop complaining.
this is why i never understood lewis black's rant about houston having starbuck locations across the street from each other. that kinda shit is everywhere in new york!
@Sir Thomas More: Hate the bad ramen restaurants, but not the good ones. This was one of the few major ethnic foods that you just could not get in New York up until a few years ago, and now we've got some of the most famous names from Japan.
And how could anyone hate Pinkberry?
Chipotle I'll give you. When I first saw a Chipotle going in the former mission on St. Marks, I vomited in my mouth.
That one has always had a big drug problem. While I was at NYU in the late 90's, a friend who worked there (briefly) said that they were required to clean the bathrooms while wearing leather gloves, to prevent them getting stuck by needles. Also, she said she often found blood spray, too.
As for the one in Cooper Union...does anyone remember what it was called before it became a Starbucks? It only changed over in 99 or 00, and I believe the name started with a P.
Sometimes when you're hungover and you just can't make it to the one across the street for your grande iced mocha, that Starbucks is a god send. We hardly knew ye.
i think this needs to be said, and I apologize in advance for being sort of preachy, but. . .
Starbucks locations close all the time. It means nothing. Earlier this year, when they announced they were closing 500, or whatever it was, everybody reacted as if it was a sign of the times. It wasn't. This is what they do. It's actually part of their business plan. When they opened two Starbucks in Astor place, they did so with the knowledge that one of them would be closed after some amount of time. Starbucks targets areas that have several independently owned coffee shops. They then open several stores nearby without any regard as to whether all of their stores will be profitable. In fact, they expect some to operate at a loss. They do this because Starbucks can afford to continue operating a store at a loss for several years; independently owned coffee shops cannot. Flood the neighborhood with coffee options, make it impossible for any of them to turn a profit, and use your assets to keep your stores open until the competition is forced to close. Once that happens, close unnecessary stores.
It doesn't sound like that was what prompted the closing here, but I'm sure that's what prompted them opening in such close proximity.
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Can we use this new terminology to describe some of New York's well-known tourist traps? Is McSorley's a Federal-period Irish barmaid vulva kind of joint?
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Seconded.
I'll be in New York soon and I need something better than Zagat ratings.
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I love her but she seems to think that just because she had a very good corned beef sandwich at an otherwise unremarkable eatery during the Roosevelt administration does not mean that it didn't not get bulldozed and turned into condos decades before I was born.
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Genius.
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Separately - this place is SAD and AWFUL... been there for two events.. you couldnt have called it better.
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How about Pinkberry, Red Mango, Chipotle, the proliferation of ramen and Asian fusion restaurants, and Momofoku joints, in the EV?
Coldstone? really? I only see on at Astor Place/EV.
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And how could anyone hate Pinkberry?
Chipotle I'll give you. When I first saw a Chipotle going in the former mission on St. Marks, I vomited in my mouth.
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As for the one in Cooper Union...does anyone remember what it was called before it became a Starbucks? It only changed over in 99 or 00, and I believe the name started with a P.
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Starbucks locations close all the time. It means nothing. Earlier this year, when they announced they were closing 500, or whatever it was, everybody reacted as if it was a sign of the times. It wasn't. This is what they do. It's actually part of their business plan. When they opened two Starbucks in Astor place, they did so with the knowledge that one of them would be closed after some amount of time. Starbucks targets areas that have several independently owned coffee shops. They then open several stores nearby without any regard as to whether all of their stores will be profitable. In fact, they expect some to operate at a loss. They do this because Starbucks can afford to continue operating a store at a loss for several years; independently owned coffee shops cannot. Flood the neighborhood with coffee options, make it impossible for any of them to turn a profit, and use your assets to keep your stores open until the competition is forced to close. Once that happens, close unnecessary stores.
It doesn't sound like that was what prompted the closing here, but I'm sure that's what prompted them opening in such close proximity.
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Some people find it acceptable. I find it deplorable but that's because I loathe Starbucks coffee and always have.