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    Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now

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    Image of Lucia Toledo Lucia Toledo
    07/17/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Funny. To lazily use (and slightly mangle) a magazine cliche, they're marrying each other so we don't have to. Thing is, I remember Ivanka when she was a little girl, before she became a brand. She was adorable. Now that girl is over, a brand. She needs to be Marie de' Medici-- a figure for tapestries and tweets and actually rather perfectly fine diamond jewelry. She'll never write a novel or cure cancer, but "from each... "to each..."-- how does that go again?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Bizarre Love, No Angle.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    CodePink, Scroll_lock AND Bookish Lookish all in one place. Holy shit, I think I've died and gone to Gawker heaven!

    Err, I mean, yeah, how lame is their wedding gonna be?!?!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/17/09

    @bjonston: I love this comment. XOXO
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    I can't believe that's the same guy who wrote all those good plays.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    How unsurprising he's marrying a girl of Check ancestry.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    I hope all goes well for Ivanka with the converting-to-Judaism thing. It seems like Isla Fisher has been studying the Torah and learning Sasha Baron Cohen's favorite kosher recipes for about 3 years now.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/16/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Apparently, she converted two years ago, and now they're all happy and observant and whatnot. I was bored one night this week and went on a Wikipedia tear. The more you know!
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    Image of Adiphyte Adiphyte
    07/16/09

    @DahlELama: Are they even married? If I'm gonna give up the Jesus, I would at least like a decent sized rock and a chance at alimony.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/16/09

    @Adiphyte: Not yet but he is her babydaddy so that's gotta be worth something.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    What do you get for the couple that's got everything? Souls!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Trump™'s already got scientists working round the clock to design pneumatic bras that will cantilever Ivanka's and Melania's dueling cleaves to best advantage for the wedding.
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Kushner is an Orthodox jew with serious creds. He got an MBA and JD simultaneously.

    Ivanka is a pretty cute, statuesque girl. However that picture makes her look like a No Doubt zombie.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/16/09

    @Accidental Billionaire: "They say a lot of stuff about us cruddy JDs. So that's what we give em! Something to believe in!"
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Mar-a-Lagoy will be just a lovely place to get married.
    L'chaim!
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    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Ivanka has announced she'll be given away by that thing on Donald Trump's head (-cue Paul Schaffer rimshot-)
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    Image of She_of_the_Socks She_of_the_Socks
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Ivanka is TOTALLY the answer to the blind item about an "heiress and sometimes TV star (not Paris)" who is injecting herself with horse urine to lose weight. More jordan almonds for Ivana's white tigers.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Hippy for Jared!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/16/09

    Did Edgar Winter get a sex change just so he could stand up for Ivanka at the wedding? Lookin' good!@resipsaloquacious:
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/16/09

    @BookishLookish: Nah, he's just along for the free ride.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/16/09

    @scroll_lock: Lulz. "The mountain is high, the valley is low, and you're confused on which way to go." Why, we could almost be serenading Ivanka's augmented breasts, which I hope have finally settled in and are no longer mad at each other.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/16/09

    @BookishLookish: At least we know we're real and spectacular, Booky!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/16/09

    @scroll_lock: Team Real Tits, boo. After the worms eat me up, my coffin's gonna be totes empty.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Ivanka looks as though she has had her soul sucked out of her in this picture.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    07/16/09

    @momof3wildkids: yes, this is one of the most unflattering pictures i've ever seen of either of them.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Totally Get to Do It Now
    Where are they registered?
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    Image of nozer nozer
    07/16/09

    @goetz: New York City and Chicago. Any prime real estate or publications from either of those cities will be just fine.

    Mazel tov!
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