Due to high upkeep costs, a full 60% of the arisocrat-owned historic estates in Great Britain are now open to the public, for revenue-generating purposes. Might as well go ahead bring that on up to 100%, by imprisoning all the owners.
Man Arrested Over Twitter Rape Threats to Activist

After successfully campaigning to have old school author Jane Austen appear on the UK's ten-pound bill, Caroline Criado-Perez has been swamped with death threats and rape threats on Twitter. She reports seeing "about 50 abusive tweets an hour for about 12 hours," describing the reaction as having "stumbled into a nest…
Cafe Owner Posts Warning to Racist Customers: ‘I Am a Black Woman’
A black mother-of-three who owns a cafe in a heavily white town is taking a stand against the racism she says she's had to endure for the past two years by posting a sign on the door informing potential customers of her race in advance.
Husband Murders Wife by Disabling Airbag, Crashing Into Tree
A former airline pilot was sentenced today to 24 years behind bars for murdering his wife by disabling her airbag, undoing her seat belt, and then intentionally driving into a tree.
British People Wearing Bonkers Headgear: An Explanation of Ladies Day
Today marked an annual ceremony called Ladies Day, when Royalty and their hangers-on gather to ostensibly attend a horse race in the small town of Ascot in England. The exclusive Royal Enclosure also requires attendees to adhere to particular fashion requirements, which prompt the question: Dear England, what the fuck…
Far-Right Groups March Through Northern England After Attack on Soldier
Far-right groups are once again out in force in northern England today following Wednesday's attack on a British soldier in Woolwich.
Here's the Entire Hideous Aftermath Video of the Woolwich Butchers
Two monsters crashed a car into a soldier named Lee Rigby on Tuesday in southeast London, and then they hopped out and murdered him with meat cleavers and a machete. In the interminable lull before police arrived to shoot the men, they danced over Rigby's body and demanded passers-by take pictures and video. Here it…
"English Defence League" Mobs London Streets After Beheading
The horrific beheading of a soldier in southeast London today by two young black men has mobilized mobs of thugs to take to the streets. The Woolwich terrorists warned witnesses of "a war in London tonight" and they just might get it.
Police Announce Manhunt for Giant Man and Face-Tattooed Woman; Find Them Almost Immediately
Just one day after police in Cambridgeshire, England announced a manhunt for a 7 foot, 3 inch man and a woman with a "distinctive" face tattoo (both wanted for questioning in a murder case), authorities reported they have managed to find them. Imagine that. How did they do it so quickly? Just great detective work, I…
London's First Atheist Church Opens Tomorrow
The first comedian-founded atheist church in England is set to hold its first monthly service tomorrow. Pippa Evans (a "musical improv comedian") and Sanderson Jones (just a regular talking comedian) came up with the idea together.
Archaeological Intrigue Surrounds Exhumation of Possible English Monarch
There is no form of intrigue more delicious than archaeological intrigue, and this story is just riddled with it: royal exhumations, parking lots, anonymous sources, whiffs of conspiracy and official denials. Select your finest knife and heftiest fork; draw a damask napkin over your lap, and prepare to tuck in.
Unbreakable WWII Code Found on Long-Dead Pigeon
Because sometimes life is every bit as exciting and riddled with mysteries as you had hoped it would be as a cunning, hopeful child, a man in southern England has discovered the remains of a homing pigeon carrying an encrypted message for a British intelligence agency while renovating his 17th-century fireplace. The…