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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic

    Poor Horses
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    08/17/09

    In reply to Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic
    Title reminds me of Degrassi Goes Hollywood. Not that I, uh, watched it or anything. I just heard about it. Anyway according to our northern neighbors suicide is a great attention getting tactic! Especially if you want to hook your soulmate. All you have to do is make him/her feel bad and then let them save you from trying to drown yourself. Works like a charm.

    Not wearing panties is also a good way to get noticed. I'm looking at you, Cloud Starchaser.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    08/17/09

    In reply to Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic
    Nowhere near as clever as Octocat!
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    08/17/09

    In reply to Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic
    Come on, at least give the kid a "And Now He's Dead" after he does it.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/17/09

    In reply to Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic
    Dear Gawker,

    You kill me a little bit each day.

    Cheers.

    -Cheap Shot
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    08/17/09

    In reply to Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic
    Justin, I suggest you get in touch with Jacob Lodwick. He's totes crazy too, and if he survived his self-inflicted/abetted by Gawker wounds, you'll be just fine.
     Reply
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    Apparently there was some class action suit or something (a class action Santa suit?) against one of these companies because in order to cancel your order, you had to present a notarized document from your doctor to the effect of "My patient's tiny penis has not benefited from your product and is still ludicrously tiny."
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    You have to admit that there's some kind of genius at work in these commercials. They're mesmerizing.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    I’m not buying anything until they show me the goods. Put your money where your mouth is, and so forth.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    05/11/09

    @iplaudius: or your mouth where the goods are?
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    05/11/09

    @Hydroceph: Thank you. I didn’t volley that shit for nothing.
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    05/11/09

    @iplaudius: I aim to please.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    The coy bimbo who promises that whatever bundle of inert herbs she's shilling will have an enlarging effect on a "certain part of a man's body" is even scarier than Bob, The Enzyte Pervert.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    It's on because, as the song says, we are supposed to keep Christmas with us -- all through the year.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    I'm just stunned that they're able to advertising penis enlargement with a pill. We all know it requires a Swedish vacuum pump and a 450 rem exposure to radium.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    Does Enzyte come with a free botox smile? Is that what happened to Nancy Pelosi?
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/11/09

    @SultanaEleusis: She rode in an elevator with Harry Reid.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    Sham-Wow!
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/11/09

    In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
    Though it is slightly less annoying than "Head-on, apply directly to your head, (repeat, repeat, repeat)" in loud angry voice.
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