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lawyergay
05/11/09

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Apparently there was some class action suit or something (a class action Santa suit?) against one of these companies because in order to cancel your order, you had to present a notarized document from your doctor to the effect of "My patient's tiny penis has not benefited from your product and is still ludicrously tiny."
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skahammer
05/11/09

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You have to admit that there's some kind of genius at work in these commercials. They're mesmerizing.
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iplaudius
05/11/09

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I’m not buying anything until they show me the goods. Put your money where your mouth is, and so forth.
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Hydroceph
05/11/09

@iplaudius: or your mouth where the goods are?
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iplaudius
05/11/09

@Hydroceph: Thank you. I didn’t volley that shit for nothing.
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Hydroceph
05/11/09

@iplaudius: I aim to please.
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City_Dater
05/11/09

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The coy bimbo who promises that whatever bundle of inert herbs she's shilling will have an enlarging effect on a "certain part of a man's body" is even scarier than Bob, The Enzyte Pervert.
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NewsBunny
05/11/09

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It's on because, as the song says, we are supposed to keep Christmas with us -- all through the year.
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BadUncle
05/11/09

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I'm just stunned that they're able to advertising penis enlargement with a pill. We all know it requires a Swedish vacuum pump and a 450 rem exposure to radium.
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SultanaEleusis
05/11/09

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Does Enzyte come with a free botox smile? Is that what happened to Nancy Pelosi?
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El Matardillo
05/11/09

@SultanaEleusis: She rode in an elevator with Harry Reid.
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El Matardillo
05/11/09

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Sham-Wow!
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
05/11/09

In reply to Molester Santa Won't Go Away
Though it is slightly less annoying than "Head-on, apply directly to your head, (repeat, repeat, repeat)" in loud angry voice.
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Hydroceph
05/11/09

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The only question more confounding than "Why was this fake dick pill commercial starring grinning penis-flaunting Santa Claus made?" is "Why is it running now, in May?" It's always on.

Perhaps it's some kind of meta-advertising, indicating that much like this commercial, the endowments bestowed by this miracle pill make one's penis always on.
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Cheap Shot
05/11/09

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This commercial really frightens me. I know it's making fun of retro ads but there's something mind controlling about it.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
05/11/09

@Cheap Shot: Especially they way they play it twice in a row.
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mmstk101
05/11/09

@Cheap Shot: I'm totally going to have nightmares. His smile is chilling.
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