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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    But when are we going to get the hats??
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/30/09


    @aLostLady:
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    My dog doesn't play cards, read, use the remote, or eat while wrapped in a blanket -- sleeves are wasted on her.
    When we go outside in the cold, she wears a little coat that does not drag behind her to be accidentally peed on, which I imagine cannot be said for the Dog Snuggie.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    If I find your lost dog, hearing that you expect me to return it to you is going to make that a bad bet.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Pop this one into that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA animal cruelty mixtape commercial of "just plain awful" (You know which one) and everyone, everywhere, will jointly expire from the sheer devastation of that 10 minute heart-rip fest, now with Snoggie! (Snuggie + dog = head explosion).

    Have you seen the kitten in that thing! The kitten!!
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/30/09

    @Spirit Fingers: My heartstrings are ragged and limp from repeated viewing of that commercial. It's like an interveinal injection of Where the Red Fern Grows every time.
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Do they make one that's a Michael Vick Falcons jersey?
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    07/30/09

    @notsofresh: zing!
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    "My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I...wait, why the fuck am I wearing a backwards bathrobe with sleeves? I can't answer the phone or be part of a cult at a soccer game in any infomercial anyway; I have no opposible thumbs."
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    07/30/09

    @EleanorRigby: I would totally buy this for just the talking collar thing and record that in the Dug voice. it just needs to add a 'squirrel!'.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    File this under "Another Reason Why Your Dog Hates You."
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Ooooh talking dog tag. Originally part of the David Berkowitz play set.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    I thought the whole point of snuggies was that they're for people (or in this case, animals) that never leave the house. All that self loathing stains polyester something fierce.
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    Image of ___ ___
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    I wonder if they make a snuggie that would fit Monty the Montauk Monster.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    07/30/09

    @Her Madgesty: One would hope. Though the instructions would have to call for a salt water wash.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/30/09

    @Her Madgesty: It's have to be fire retardant since they're prone to falling prey to viking funerals
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    Image of ___ ___
    07/30/09

    @Smitros:

    Poor Monty never had much luck in life. I would have gladly bought him a bright red snuggie.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    "For those of you who think, 'But the Snuggie Dog has no pockets. Where will Bumble and Bee put their Beggin' Strips?', we bring you cyanide. Because you should kill yourself."
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Such a despicable underestimation of the American publOHMIGODPUPPYINABLANKET!!!! Whosagoodboy? Isityou? Isityou? IthinkitisPUPPY!!!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Great. My dog's fur wasn't generating enough static electricity already.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Your move Slanket.
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    Image of Jackiewsu Jackiewsu
    07/30/09

    @kjack: They should go with reptiles. An Iguana in a slanket FTW
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    07/30/09

    @Jackiewsu: I'd like to see somebody put one of those on a komodo dragon. That would be pay per view gold.
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    Image of MargotheDoeEyedFMachine MargotheDoeEyedFMachine
    07/01/09

    In reply to America Breaks New Year's Resolution Again
    The last time I was in New York a woman with an ass that looked like the rear end of a Yugo sat down next to me on the subway, literally knocking me into the seat next to me, and proceeded to take out a Jamaican meat patty and greedily shove it down her gullet. I was staring at her in shock and disgust when she let out a huge burp. At which point I started to laugh and when she asked me what the hell I was laughing at, I said, "You, you fucking pig!"


    At least in L.A. the human eating monsters stay in their cars and eat and you don't have to bother with them. I seriously don't know how you New Yorkers can stand it, you're a tough bunch.

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/01/09

    @MargotheDoeEyedFMachine: So much delicious misanthropy here (no pun intended). Please write a novel.
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