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meechybee
03/20/09

In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
Awwwww, not enough hurricanes for you Matty-boy?

Seriously, the next time he uses a 10-FEET OF SNOW headline as proof that global warming does not exist, I might go down and flood his house just for fun.
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miss_msry
03/20/09

@meechybee:

Hell, just do it for all of us who don't know where he lives.
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RandomLunatic
03/20/09

In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
When I was writing for a certain, shall we say, "pre-Zombie" blog now owned by a tabloid publisher, an otherwise brilliant editor told me a negative story about Drudge would be a bad idea, since he was the 'biggest driver of traffic' on the Web.

That frosted me, because I think Drudge is, overall, a tool who's just been lucky and not the media genius others make him out to be. Who gives a damn about his traffic-driving ability if he's demonstrated his essential toolness, as he did with this story?

So no matter how pissed I get at Gawker, you guys always win me back when you smack Drudge around. Go get 'em, big traffic be damned.
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Pareene
03/20/09

@RandomLunatic: omg do you mean BALK??
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Tnuc
03/20/09

In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
I wanna get me some Spiagra!
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blix
03/20/09

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He swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why he swallowed the fly, I guess he'll...BOING!
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ambitious
03/20/09

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The 2nd sentence in the story is "Or was it?" What does it take to cast doubt in Drudge's eyes? And by doubt I mean acid.

Aw. That's gross.
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TVAddendum
03/20/09

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If an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, what, anti-venom?
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Nic Fit
03/20/09

@TVAddendum: Old D.L. Hughley joke: "They say if your erection lasts more than four hours, call a doctor. If my erection lasts more than four hours, I'm calling a hooker!"
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Richard Lawson
03/20/09

In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
The woody weevil remains at large.
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BadUncle
03/20/09

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Where can I get one of these boner spiders?
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