Gawker: erectile dysfunction

Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider

Pareene — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:47:12 EDT

Drudge: "ORGANIC: World's Deadliest Spider Found in WHOLE FOODS Produce..." Story: two experts dispute both the identification of the spider and that spider's deadliness. Plus:

Because he didn't read the actual story before linking, Drudge (or Breitbart!) missed the most important part: "Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men." See, Matt, that would've made an ever better headline than your weird knee-jerk anti-hippie "organic is stupid" first response.

Who Told Sean Stewart That He's "A Waste Of Sperm And Egg?"

Tracie — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

Sean Stewart is the 28-year-old son of Alanna and Rod Stewart and has been battling drug addiction since high school. He's been in and out of treatment programs throughout adulthood and is now one of the cast members of Celebrity Rehab. He's pretty much remained low key, but during a group session on last night's episode, he opened up about the root of the self hate that has fuelled his addictions, which he says are caused by insecurity over occasional erectile dysfunction, penis size, and the fact that, when he was 11, someone called him "a waste of sperm and egg." Dr. Drew asked who said that to him, and although it's bleeped out, it seems like he says "my fucking father." Clip above.

Levitra Wisely Finds Model Who Appeals To Older Men Only

Hamilton Nolan — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:46:31 EST

Jerry Hall, the former wife of Mick Jagger who once said "A woman needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom," is the new spokesperson for the erection-bestowing pill Levitra. Makes sense, because most men who would consider Jerry Hall to be a sex symbol are now of the age where some Levitra could come in handy. Hall herself needed another gig since her VH1 reality show "Kept," which consisted of her mulling over which of a dozen younger men would become her "boy toy," has been off the air since '05. And the eventual winner of the prize, official boy toy Seth Frye, won't be needing any Levitra; he said after the show, "I never even kissed Jerry. I wan't attracted to her at all. She was a little to old for me."

Flaccid Penis Byline Gives Lucky Blog Easy Joke

abalk2 — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:25:16 EDT

Next week, there's a vagina-tightening story follow-up from F. Loppy Woo.

Getting to The Heart Of ED [WaPo]