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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/04/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    gawker has seriously lowered the bar for 'lothario' with this one.
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    04/04/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    Judging from the bulges in his long underwear, however, this douche is packing a serious cock-and-ball story.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/04/09

    @scarletmenace: possibly his only good feature
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    Image of Alexandra90210 Alexandra90210
    04/03/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    Did anyone watch that awful show? I watched one episode and couldn't get all the way through it. Too many shit gags about high colonics and his incessant whining just turned me off.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    04/04/09

    @Alexandra90210: I watched a few minutes of it but had to change it when he went on too long polling his crew on the state of their chest mucous. Baffling...
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    04/03/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    Years go by and I still have no problem believing he's still single.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/03/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    Before my time.


    Must be old.


    Fuckin' olds.

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    Image of mladen mladen
    04/03/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    Well, if the show gets some numbers, I guess we could be looking at the next Sal and Dean whenever there's a meeting about On The Road.


    On a more serious note - Young Bardians, here's an example for you. When I was there the school averaged a half-dozen pretty serious suicide attempts per academic year (not counting buffoonery like the time Ebner got on the roof of Kline Commons and threatened to jump off) and one or two "successes." So the point is, kids, don't jump off a cliff or grab some pills - just hang in there and in about 30 years Showtime will come through with some paychecks.


    Then you come back to campus and Botstein (who will certainly still be there in 2039) mutters stuff about honorary degrees. OK, forget that part.

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    Image of Mark Ebner Mark Ebner
    04/03/09

    @mladen: Correction: I never threatened to jump off Kline Commons; I mock-crucified myself from the gutter. See you at our old school in May, where - this many years later - I'll be addressing the 2009 graduating class at Botstein's President's Dinner.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/04/09

    @Mark Ebner: Sorry but, have you succeeded at something?
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    Image of MarkEbner MarkEbner
    04/03/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    Hi Gabriel! Road Trips are fun. Airing: Thursdays, 11:30pm, on Showtime.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    04/04/09

    @MarkEbner: Wash your hands before you comment here, honey. You've been around cooties.
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    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    04/03/09

    In reply to Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick
    The Original DoucheTM!


    I find this oddly comforting.

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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    04/03/09

    @are friends electric?: Me too.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    04/04/09

    @jrhys: Why? Do you find it comforting when the odd case of polio shows up now and then?
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