Speaking to evangelical leaders in Florida on Thursday, Donald Trump emphasized the importance of this year’s election to Christians in general and Donald Trump in particular, who, by his own account, must win in November or spend eternity in the lake that burneth with fire and brimstone.
Donald Trump: a real Christian? The cracks in the facade are widening, I’m afraid.
Jerry Falwell, Jr., president of Liberty University and son of professional television charlatan Jerry Falwell, just officially endorsed man-who-has-definitely-read-the-Bible Donald Trump for President of the United States. Both Corinthians would be proud.
Evangelical fertility gods Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar revealed on the Today show this morning that God has placed yet another baby inside Michelle's womb, and so now they are expecting their 20th child. And they and their other 19 kids are "so excited."
Brazilian police are looking for a thief who allegedly stole a woman's hair while she waited in line at a bus stop. Not, like, by pulling it out! The man apparently used a "knife-like weapon to cut the hair while the woman turned her back to him (she "thought the man was going to steal her purse"). Police believe that…
In this video, a faith healer calls upon the powers above to heal a woman who needs her hip replaced. Instead of speaking in tongues or however that works, he just yells chef Emeril Lagasse's signature "Bam!" over and over.
A group of evangelicals found some 4,800-year-old wood on top of Mount Ararat. They are "99.9 pecent" sure that it's Noah's ark. This is totally real, which is why it's on the front page of Fox News' "SciTech" section.
Evangelicals have gone all martial arts and want to inject a decent quantity of violence into the otherwise sedate process of praying and stuff, report the New York Times (via plaid-pants-wearing writer Ross Schneiderman). [NYT]
