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BookishLookish
03/16/09

In reply to How to Get on Keith Kelly's Good Side
Jared Paul Stern can start a rival charity and call it the Stern Gang.
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Smitros
03/16/09

@BookishLookish:

And they can update the lyrics of a certain Sam Cooke song for background.
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Aaron Altman
03/16/09

@BookishLookish:

When you're a Stern

you're a Stern all the way

from the anger you churn

'til your last dying day!

When you're a Stern

boy, do you hate Page Six

Paula Froelich's a bum

and Dick Johnson's a bitch!

You're angry at all

and yet you stay connected

You rant and you rave

but never leave dejected -

unless rejected!

Then you are stern

and in such a mean way

and you sue, and you sue

and ask for bribes - but hey!

When you're a Stern

you

stay

a

Sterrrrrrn!!!
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
03/16/09

In reply to How to Get on Keith Kelly's Good Side
Now HOW are they related to the dear-departed Grace?
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jenalicious
02/11/09

In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
hm.. dont these people know that most of the tickets don't guarantee entry?
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
02/11/09

In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
Hot blonde- it's only one more tiny step to writing "Will F*ck for fashion week" on your t-shirt.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
02/11/09

In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
Poor Iceland, getting whacked in the fashion department too.
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miss_msry
02/11/09

In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
Been there, done that. I've seen everyone in concert including the Beatles, and quite frankly you'd have to pay me to go on the NYC, Milan, Paris fashion fuck circuit again.
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slainte_pants
02/11/09

In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
Why does the phrase "I am a hot female with blonde hair and big boobs" just conjure of the image of a tranny-looking washed up porn star in my head?

Thank God I date brunettes
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BadUncle
02/11/09

@slainte_pants: Brunette tranny porn stars with big boobs?
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City_Dater
02/11/09

@slainte_pants:

Possibly because real women don't describe themselves using such dumbass tired phrases.

And I am blonde with large breasts and I wouldn't date you, either.
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