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MrInBetween
07/13/09

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Listening to Robert Gibbs whine is my new favorite hobby.
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The Real JR
07/13/09

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Seriously, how can I get some of that Modafinil stuff?
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RandomLunatic
07/13/09

@The Real JR: Work a night shift or have narcolepsy. Sometimes prescribed for MS fatigue, too. It's not habit forming and feels less jittery than caffeine. But it will keep you up for freaking ever if you don't watch when you take it.

Or so I've heard.
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The Real JR
07/13/09

@RandomLunatic: Yeah, I've been reading a lot of reviews and experiences on this drug and it sounds like a sort of wonder drug. I'm neither on the night shift nor narcoleptic. But you would think there's a huge market for this stuff out there.
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Spirit Fingers
07/13/09

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Is that a box of some sort of lady-part cleansing agent? I mean, don't they all have names that end in "gil" and come in boxes with suns on them, 'cause I dunno, the sun shines out of all lady-parts, apparently?
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i'm a bottle
07/13/09

@Spirit Fingers: That's a prescription stimulant.
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Spirit Fingers
07/13/09

@i'm a bottle: Yeah, well, for some of us muted colors, sunshine, and suffixes that end in "gil" say stimulant, (when yeah, I'm sure the clip art catalog had no other way of describing that) and for others it says, "to calm uncomfortable itch in those private moments."

Thanks for the tip. I'll go now and ingest some rat poison in a Splenda box.
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HiredGoons
07/13/09

@Spirit Fingers: wait, I've been keeping my Special K in there.
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i'm a bottle
07/13/09

@Spirit Fingers: Oh, don't! But if you do, the antidote is in the hemorrhoid cream.
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momof3wildkids
07/13/09

@i'm a bottle: Lady parts and stimulant? I AM IN.
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1.1.1.
07/13/09

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Many of them have worked at corporate law firms and investment banking firms. They should be used to the killer hours. At least it's not billables for the sake of billables. They're trying to fix the country.
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Aaron Altman
07/13/09

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Um, nowadays, this story is true of every house, especially if the folks who live there are trying to keep one.
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MisterHippity
07/13/09

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In reality, they all just sit around and read Wonkette all day.
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MisterHippity
07/13/09

@MisterHippity: But reading Wonkette is very hard work. They have to get up very early and read it all all day while pretending to work and it makes them very tired!

And the irony can be really hard to parse sometimes.
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