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The Week In Orgies: Oprah's Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE
Love in the Age of SMS
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The Real JR
08/25/09

In reply to Sheryl Weinstein Does the Winky Dink
Forget Death Panels, we should somehow regulate Elder Sex or at least discussed Elder Pron. Sorry, this is just wrong on so many levels.

Don't even get me started on The Notebook nursing home fanfiction.
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BullfightsOnAcid
08/25/09

In reply to Sheryl Weinstein Does the Winky Dink
Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po have no comment and will not contribute to dragging their friend through the mud like this.
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
08/25/09

@BullfightsOnAcid: Nuu-Nuu, however, continues his eternal sucking .
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Dagrolord
07/19/09

In reply to The Week In Orgies: Oprah's Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE
There's something more than just a bit disturbing about seeing Oprah with monster sweatermeat.
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badasscat
07/18/09

In reply to The Week In Orgies: Oprah's Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE
The best part of that Telegraph article is this quote:

"The whole group were dressed in these great costumes and it looked exactly like something out of Eyes Wide Shut.

"But then one of the organisers announced: 'The moment has come. The spell has begun' and everyone began kissing and having sex.

"To say I was shocked was an understatement."

So let me guess - he only watched the beginning of that scene in Eyes Wide Shut?
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onebadclam
07/18/09

In reply to The Week In Orgies: Oprah's Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE
"YOU GET AN STD! AND YOU GET AN STD! AND YOU GET AN STD!"
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skahammer
07/18/09

In reply to The Week In Orgies: Oprah's Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE
The only masked sex orgies I get invited to end at nine sharp. What am I doing wrong?
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Private Hangnail
07/18/09

@skahammer: Stop volunteering at the Senior Rec Center.
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CaptainFantastic
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
This began circa 1996, when everyone started getting email. I met a girl that went to school a couple of hours away. Cell phone minutes were still as expensive as long-distance land line charges. She only checked her email once a week or so. It just wasn't going to work out.
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BookishLookish
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
Unless manual dexterity is markedly improved via overuse of digits, this is a evolutionary fail.
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DoubleDactyl
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
I appear to be the last person under 30 (and in the civilized world) not on Facebook. I would say it's a lonely existence, but it's not. I thank god every fucking day that I don't have to see what my exes are up to.

I'm currently on the market for a Facebook-hatin' man.

And Twitter? I would dump a fella dead on my porch for bringing up that nonsense.
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hatey
05/04/09

@DoubleDactyl: Yes! My boyfriend and I hate social networking sites... it's one of the first things we bonded over. Except-- as we both eventually admitted-- it's less about anything to do with exes than going to great lengths to avoid people from high school.
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narnio
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
SHE JUST TEXT ME, I TEXTED BACK - NOW IM WAITING. DO I SEND A FOLLOW-UP THAT'S EVEN MORE WITTY? DO I WAIT IT OUT?
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raincoaster
05/05/09

@narnio: ALL CAPS is the sign of a premature ejaculator. Don't be that guy.
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narnio
05/13/09

@raincoaster: i've missed you.
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contradicto
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
I'm old fashioned. Usually I break up with someone when they start blowing smoke signals up my ass.
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narnio
05/04/09

@contradicto: try again, you can do better.
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contradicto
05/04/09

@narnio: It's Monday. I'm tired and let's face it: no one will ever love me.
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flossy
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
You'd think that refusing to communicate by means other than carrier pigeons and singing telegrams would hamper my love life, but actually I'm up to my eyeballs in novelty sex, and, bonus! Random strangers don't read about it on the internet in real time.
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Matt Cherette
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
But if your S.O. isn't on Twitter, how are you going to send her passive aggressive messages about infidelity once you break up, and use the service to ask her to end her hotel room party so that you and your mom can sleep? And how are the masses going to be able to get their workday entertainment boost reading about it?
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narnio
05/04/09

@mattchew03: what is an SO?
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serpentinefire
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
I don't know if this is related, but facebook (along with deeply embedded emotional and abandonment issues) makes it really hard to get over an ex. I mean, in the good ole days when you broke up with someone it was so easy to lose touch and eventually forget about the person. Now, there's a live feed with everything your ex is doing.

Did he really just change his status to single?!
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Cheap Shot
05/04/09

@serpentinefire: Do like I did, break ties completely on Facebook. It's stupid to stay friends with them no matter how 'mature' you think you are. I had to endure photos of my ex with somebody els to come to my senses. Don't be an idiot and cut the drama asap.
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raincoaster
05/05/09

@serpentinefire: Now, seriously, do none of you know about the "Hide" option? It enables you to never see them unless you specifically go to their Profile page, but also not to get into the drama of unFriending them.
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Ron_Obvious
05/04/09

In reply to Love in the Age of SMS
They can always communicate the way my parents did: through the kids. That way, the inability to bond with another human being is passed like a torch from one generation to the next.
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narnio
05/04/09

@Ron_Obvious: put your phone (heart) on silent.
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