@CODiva: Oh, CO, if only the world were run by you.
Six years ago today I pushed out my own rugrat. One of the ob/gyn residents, a darling young thing, asked me if I wanted a mirror to see "the crowning head." Vom! Ur, no thanks, just let me know when he has slid all the way out. That will signal the cocktail hour, thanks! #livestream
It disgusts me that this woman (or at least, presumably, the father) is of Norwegian descent. Please to be getting your icky lack of boundaries away. Enda en norsk fitte (på TV!)... akkurat det vi trenger. Dra meg baklengs inn i fuglekassa.
@kappakappaspankme: It means "cunt," pretty much like in English. (If it seems wrong to call a formerly pregnant lady that, it's because there's really something wrong here.) #livestream
@pureblarney: Thanks for the confirmation. I'm aware that most words have similar definitions in Scandinavian languages and wanted to ensure that when I am profusely swearing at a Norwegian, I'm doing so accordingly.
Having just dropped a spore recently, I remain absolutely confused about one's burning desire to make childbirth a three ring circus replete with AV staff, every single family member within a 30 mile radius and the desire to make it available for public consumption. People have no sense of boundaries, do they? #livestream
@kappakappaspankme: Let me just take a moment to agree with you wholeheartedly on that. Having gone through this experience twice, I am still gobsmacked by people who invite the whole frigging family in. What the hell must Thanksgiving with the in-laws be like after they've seen you pushing a baby from your fitte? Jeez... #livestream
@kappakappaspankme: I did not want anyone around me, why you would want that big camera in your vagina is beyond me. I would have karate kicked it if anyone brought that thing near me at that time. Luckily my husband and I have a sense of boundaries. We didn't even take pictures, how old-school! #livestream
@kappakappaspankme: I heartily concur. Whilst giving birth I kept my view up at the ceiling and on my hubs and doc, just like God intended. #livestream
During those lovely parenting classes, people asked the most daft questions. How many people are allowed in the delivery room? How many people can visit? Can my husband tape it?
By the third question I got so annoyed that a loud "Good grief!" escaped along with a head shake and an eye roll. I wasn't very popular after that.
Really - people don't bring the entire family out for an appendectomy or tonsillectomy. Why would they bring a box of tools to this - an actual medical procedure? I feel really sorry for the nurses in L & D. #livestream
@bboston88: I was once invited to a home birth in San Francisco in 1979. The mother, also a Scandinavian, was 20 and photographs from the "birth-in" included an artsy shot of the afterbirth in a pot the father had thrown. I still can't get it out of my mind. #livestream
@bboston88: Luckily I got to skip the films because it was hundreds of miles to the class, but the photos in the book were all hairy wonders and for some reason, the father wasn't wearing a shirt. #livestream
@bboston88: In film school we were subjected to a bizarre amount of live birth footage. As a result I was never able to even think about having kids. #livestream
I don't think she seemed freaked out. I thought it was relief and elation. And is it normal to give birth in near darkness? Is that better for the mother and the baby? #livestream
@heywhat: For what it's worth, the only lights on in the delivery room when I delivered Milkface were those used specifically for the birth and neonate equipment. I'm not sure if it's supposed to be better but I preferred having low light (or low anything stimulating).
How much do you want to bet she's banging Hannity? He gives her all the air time she wants AND he writes the foreword to her crappy book, probably for free. Seriously, he loves her. #carrieprejean
I refuse to believe this "God" character she talks about actually exists until she pops out a gay kid. If that happens, I will go to church every day of my life and be His humble servant. #carrieprejean
Physical age doesn't matter to automatons lacking a soul.
And, being a couple months shy of eighteen doesn't count as being of "a disconcertingly young age". Not when her ilk clap their hands happily when children are placed on Death Row, or sentenced to Life w/o Parole... Can't have it both ways, hon. #carrieprejean
Oh, honey. Box of hammers is too good for you. You are dumber than a case of roof pitch. And excuse me, you'd suck cock on a picket fence for "extra money," and you know it, and we all know it.
Now use those fake tits the pageant bought you and make your for-real porn tape and get on with your life so we can get begin to forget that you ever yammered against the geighs on real TV. #carrieprejean
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Six years ago today I pushed out my own rugrat. One of the ob/gyn residents, a darling young thing, asked me if I wanted a mirror to see "the crowning head." Vom! Ur, no thanks, just let me know when he has slid all the way out. That will signal the cocktail hour, thanks! #livestream
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I thought "fitte" had a stronger connotation (or at least it does in Swedish). #livestream
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Having just dropped a spore recently, I remain absolutely confused about one's burning desire to make childbirth a three ring circus replete with AV staff, every single family member within a 30 mile radius and the desire to make it available for public consumption. People have no sense of boundaries, do they? #livestream
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During those lovely parenting classes, people asked the most daft questions. How many people are allowed in the delivery room? How many people can visit? Can my husband tape it?
By the third question I got so annoyed that a loud "Good grief!" escaped along with a head shake and an eye roll. I wasn't very popular after that.
Really - people don't bring the entire family out for an appendectomy or tonsillectomy. Why would they bring a box of tools to this - an actual medical procedure? I feel really sorry for the nurses in L & D. #livestream
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Circle gets the square, Carrie! #carrieprejean
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And, being a couple months shy of eighteen doesn't count as being of "a disconcertingly young age". Not when her ilk clap their hands happily when children are placed on Death Row, or sentenced to Life w/o Parole... Can't have it both ways, hon. #carrieprejean
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Now use those fake tits the pageant bought you and make your for-real porn tape and get on with your life so we can get begin to forget that you ever yammered against the geighs on real TV. #carrieprejean