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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    06:55 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I hope for sake she finished that pharmacy degree.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    06:55 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    can you even imagine the amount of prescription medication that woman has to take every night before he flops on top of her?
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    06:47 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Officiant: "Do you, Kate, take this human shit-stain, this fear-mongering, race-baiting, bloated-on-all-the-wretched-excess-one-man-can-possibly-consume embodiment of all that can go wrong with humanity, for better, not worse (how can it get worse than this?)? In drug-induced sickness, and in the total absence of anything even remotely approaching mental, physical, and spiritual health?
    Well, do you?

    Kate: Gee, when you put it like that...can I have a minute? (She remembers the community property laws of the state where they have decided to consummate their union. Hint: that would be the state of Abject Desperation.) Um, I do.

    Officiant: Is there anyone here who thinks these two shouldn't be joined in the bonds of holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace?"

    SFX--Cue crickets.

    End scene.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    06:43 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Wait a sec, is his divorce from Vicodin finalized yet?
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    06:38 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Fourth times a charm, huh, Rush? Who wants to start a pool? I bet $5 this "marriage" lasts 2 years at most.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    06:35 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    What a beautiful couple!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:44 PM

    @sanyucat: Sarcasm or enlightenment?
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06:28 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I understand viagra works pretty good for women, too. Should come in handy.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    06:28 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    "My cat -- here's how you can get fooled. My cat comes to me when she wants to be fed. I have learned this. I accept it for what it is. Many people in my position would think my cat's coming to me because she loves me. Well, she likes me, and she is attached, but she comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life. But we put voices in their mouths." -- Rush Limbaugh, 2006.

    Get out while you still can, Kate!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:40 PM

    @eatsshootsleaves: She's got 11 billion reasons why this is exactly the right thing to do.

    (I still can't get over the ridiculousness of that quote.)
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    06:23 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I hope Michael J. Fox sends them an exploding toaster.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    06:10 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Apparently he picked the Fourth of July because it's the only way he could make her see fireworks while they did the nasty.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:10 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Another pic of the betrotheds. His animal magnetism really leaps off the screen, doesn't it?
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    06:17 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: She's clearly holding in the urge to vomit.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:21 PM

    @atlasfugged: It also looks like she turned away just as he kissed her, either that or he has blurred vision from all the Oxycontin and he can't see her mouth.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    06:25 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Is there a dot below each eyebrow? You know, where they shoved the piano wire in to scramble her frontal lobe?
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    06:25 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Tori Spelling is all growed up!
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    06:29 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Maybe he had hunger pains and started chewing on her ear. (The hourly feedings are probably not enough).
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:31 PM

    @PaisleyPajamas: Is he wearing a hearing aid?
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    Image of Streeter Streeter
    06:36 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: I would say its the money in the bank, momma. Daddys gotta track record.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:38 PM

    @Streeter: I can't imagine what it would be like to have such a behemoth on top of me.
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    06:40 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Yes. The guy is nearly deaf.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:43 PM

    @atlasfugged: I totally forgot about that. Great, so he's got a built-in excuse for never listening to opposing points of view.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06:05 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Ah, the sanctity of hetero marriage(s)!
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    06:03 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    She's marrying him for his good looks and winning personality, of course.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06:01 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    Great! Barf! I was happier thinking no one actually loved him, except the makers of Grecian formula, Shinola, and possibly the Pitt Bosses at Caesars. How is he actually a serious political persona and not somewhere watching security tape with a pinkie ring and imminent angina?
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    06:07 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: The imminent angina is still part of the picture as are the ass cancer--Yay! Oxy-Contin constipation side effect!--and head-up-ass cancer.
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    06:32 PM

    @PaisleyPajamas: you guys are terrible.... in a holiday spirit sort of way...........I love it!
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    06:00 PM

    In reply to Rush Sets Wedding Date!
    I didn't even know his underage Caribbean love-slave was pregnant.
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