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    The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog

    Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy.
    Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    I get it. You were hired as a PI to chase down another Gawker editor, but he seduced you into switching sides, and now you do all the dirt-digging for teh Gawk. I like it.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    This is fucking AWESOME. Best post today.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    "Looking evil, David!"


    "Feeling evil, Frederick!"

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/27/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Ha! *thump, thump*
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    Image of hypocriteoath hypocriteoath
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    very interesting post content-wise... the editing, on the other hand, is laughable.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    05/27/09

    @hypocriteoath: I thought Mr. Cook's summary of the scandal was quite brisk and efficient, myself.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    Don't identical twins stop dressing to match after the age of 6?
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    05/27/09

    @BadUncle: Usually, unless they're reclusive billionaire twins.
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    Image of taffy taffy
    05/27/09

    @BadUncle: As an identical twin, my sister and I only dress alike for Halloween when I go out dressed as her and she goes out dressed like me.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/27/09

    @taffy: You wouldn't by chance be a reclusive billionaire, would you?
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    Two butlers bought Alcatraz, I see.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Reclusive Billionaire Twins Who Shut Down a Member of Parliament's Blog
    All intelligent people are Euro-skeptics. Just read the Daily Telegraph!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/30/09

    In reply to Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury
    My company just downgraded the office-supplied coffee from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts.


    So it looks like I timed my move to full-time work-at-home status perfectly!

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    Image of AvenueOfTheStrongest AvenueOfTheStrongest
    03/30/09

    In reply to Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury
    There's a way out. Bidets. Bidets everywhere. Now if you excuse me, I have to go shoot myself, that's not a world I want to live in.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/30/09

    @AvenueOfTheStrongest:


    [www.deniskitchen.com]

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    Image of Almostbanned Almostbanned
    03/30/09

    In reply to Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury
    I know it sounds gauche, but my lifestyle is so heavily subsidized by my expense account that I honestly don't know what I would do if it were drastically cut. My company is thankfully still doing well, but there have been preemptive cuts (like no more business or first class travel), which I've managed to get around creatively, but any deeper and its going to suck the fun out of working altogether.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/30/09

    @Almostbanned: Someone is going to cut YOU if you keep saying "lifestyle," hon.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    03/30/09

    @Almostbanned: ... its going to suck the fun out of working altogether.


    Um, duh? It's work.

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    03/30/09

    @flossy: Close italics, you dolt.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    03/30/09

    In reply to Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury
    That is one bland, ugly bathroom.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    03/30/09

    In reply to Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury
    If they're desperate for paper, I'll give them my stack of unread Blenders.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    03/30/09

    In reply to Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury
    I suggest that someone at Alpha "go Merrill" on the restrooms.


    That should get the point across.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/30/09

    @resipsaloquacious: By "go Merrill" do you mean the girls should use the boys' room at their whim until Alpha's sales force resembles a scene out of the new documentary about Plato's Retreat?
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    03/30/09

    @BookishLookish: No, go Merrill means throwing around and stepping in and tracking through the office what an angry monkey might throw around, which actually happened, as reported by Gasparino. But your "go Merrill" sounds like more fun.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: My way or the highway, baby.
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    Image of DaeSu DaeSu
    03/30/09

    In reply to Stupid Media Cost-Cutting Tricks: Toilet Paper's a Luxury
    As once worked for a company which, in a cost-saving measure (or pure stupidity), removed every other fluorescent light bulb in the hallway. I don't know how much money was saved, but it gave the building the sickly pall of a porn theater.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    03/30/09

    @DaeSu: Good, an expert. Which porn theaters do you like best?
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    Image of DaeSu DaeSu
    03/30/09

    @son of spam: I've always been partial to the old Fair Theater on Astoria Blvd.in Queens, probably because, prior to its rebirth as a XXX theater, I saw "The Jungle Book" there as a kid.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/30/09

    @DaeSu: "Porn theaters," sigh. That is an anachronism that is fast approaching "ice man" and "teletypist."
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    03/30/09

    @BookishLookish: or "U.S. auto manufacturer"
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