The "Nanny From Hell" Is an American Hero
As the story of the so-called "Nanny From Hell" continues to unfold, it becomes clearer and clearer that America is a nation of cringing dupes and shameless predators, and that most of the predators are also dupes. The coverage, very much including this site's own coverage, has been dedicated to the peculiar notion…
Now You Can Buy the Book David Foster Wallace Was Most Ashamed Of
Ever since David Foster Wallace committed suicide in 2008, the late novelist's friends and literary executors have been exploring the intersection of canonization, exploitation, and vengeance. His publishing house chopped and shuffled his unfinished and unfinishable final manuscript into a "posthumous novel." Jonathan…
Foreign Students Making a Big Deal Out of 'Chocolate Sweatshop' Experience
The U.S. Labor Department and the State Department are both investigating beloved chocolate maker Hershey's, due to the complaints of a few foreigners. The sweet company's crime? Helping foreigners learn about America.
Kate Gosselin Free to Continue Exploiting Her Brood
Pennsylvania's Department of Labor ruled today that even though children under seven aren't usually allowed to work on TV shows, Kate Gosselin's six-year-old sextuplets are not being "unlawfully exploited." Sadly, there's no board to determine if they're being "morally exploited."
World's Entire Music Supply Now Undercover Corporate Jingles
Are you an up-and-coming young musician looking to "make it" in the shoddy remains of the "music industry?" Well I hope you rap very much about McDonald's, Pepsi, and/ or Coca-Cola, the only remaining entities who can "discover artists."
Is There Still Time To Shamelessly Exploit Tim Russert's Death? Yes!
NBC newsman Tim Russert died of a heart attack more than two weeks ago, but that doesn't mean that it's too late for desperate flacks to try piggybacking on the man's death in order to snatch a little media coverage for their most marginal clients. For example, here's a question you've probably been asking yourself…
A Brief History Of 'Jailbait' Exploitation
As loud as the uproar over Miley Cyrus' too-racy photo shoot gets, she of course is not the first young star to be packaged as a sly sex symbol. The American print media, and its advertisers, have a history of getting into trouble for this sort of thing. The two common methods are to either portray an underage girl…
Terrified Bindi Irwin Made to Smile Via Jolt of "Travoltage"
[Scientologist John Travolta and Bindi Irwin, whose father, Steve Irwin, was killed by a sting ray, pose last night at New York's kick off to, ironically, tragically, something-ically, G'Day USA Australia week; image via Splash]

