The Obama administration has launched a new website for people to submit petitions, because, well, the government's broken, so why not see what the internet is up to? And what the internet is up to is, as usual, demanding the legalization of weed.

Why have six meteorites hit the house of 50-year-old Radivoke Lajic over the last six years? "I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials," he said. Obviously. Lajic says he doesn't know what he's done "to annoy them." [Daily Telegraph]