Man Faces Felony Charges for Licking Police Officer's Eyeball

A 34-year-old man faces charges of felony assault and assault with a bodily fluid after he allegedly licked the eyeball of a police officer attempting to arrest him on Saturday.
No More Eye-Gouging, Please
Earlier this month we told you about the man in Italy who stood up during mass and gouged out his eyes right there in front of all his fellow worshipers. Then last weekend, a bull gored Spanish bullfighter Juan Jose Padilla through the face and the eye and rendered Padilla blind in that eye.
Man Gouges Out His Eyes During Mass
As if you needed another excuse to skip church: In Viareggio, Italy, 46-year-old Aldo Bianchini blinded himself and permanently scarred everyone else attending mass at Sant'Andrea church when, during the priest's sermon, he suddenly stood up, ripped his eyes right out of their sockets with his bare hands, then…
Michele Bachmann Looks, Um, Surprised to Be on Newsweek Cover
Congresswoman and Republican presidential candidate/shoo-in Michele Bachmann's made the cover of the latest Cosmo Newsweek—an honor that comes with a new if not entirely original nickname ("the Queen of Rage") and complimentary #QueenOfRage Twitter hashtag. Too bad the photographer startled her like that, eh?
Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband Glues His Eye Shut
You were probably wondering to yourself: "What did actress Zsa Zsa Gabor's shady husband Prince Frederic Von Anhalt do on Tuesday?" Well, he mistook nail glue for eye drops and glued his eye shut. Damn Winter Solstice!
Maybe Coming Soon: Eye Drops to Prevent Nearsightedness
Scientists have isolated the genetic variations that make people more prone to nearsightedness, or myopia—which could in turn lead to the development of eyedrops to prevent the condition. Pretty futuristic! Though I was hoping for robot eyeballs.
Not An Organ Donor? Maybe This Pile Of Eyeballs Will Convince You
When you're advertising potentially nasty medical-related products or causes, take a cue from the pharmaceutical industry. Those guys can make an ad for Irritable Bowel Syndrome treatment look like a beloved home movie. On the other end of the sensitivity spectrum is this ad from Thailand's Red Cross , urging people…
