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Today at Gawker.TV, Family Guy travels to Washington D.C., a poll about which Alec Baldwin SNL sketch was best, Cleveland's Angels, timelapse of Eyjafjallajökull erupting, and more news anchors giggling about penises. When will it end?
Eyjafjallajokull Punishes Liberal Democrat Sellouts
Britons are bracing for more travel trouble from our old friend Eyjafjallajokull.
Evil Volcano Threatens to Ruin World's Most Important Event
We could handle it when Eyjafjallajökull (pronounced: "Jerk") was stranding people in airports and crippling global economies, but now it's gone too far. Due to the latest ash cloud, the big stars may not be able to get to Cannes.
Latest on the Ashpocalypse: Maybe You'll Get Home, Maybe You Won't
Flights are resuming in Britain, despite the possibility of a new ash cloud.
North America: Time to Care About The Volcano
Because the cloud of ash has enveloped us! Well, it's skimmed Newfoundland. And it's supposed to be blown away from North America by a change in winds tomorrow. So, on second thought, forget it. Did you see that iPhone!? [Reuters]
Celebrities: Inconvenienced by the Big Volcano!
If you thought that being a celebrity meant you were given some kind of gold-plated volcano-proof airplane, well boy, were you wrong. While Eyjafjallajokull traps little people in Europe's hellish social democracies, Whitney Houston is being burdened, too!
Iceland's Volcano: Chimney Stack on Top of the World
As Iceland's erupting volcano continues to drive European aviation to crisis and mispronouncing American broadcast journalists to tears, Eyjafjallajokull continues to chug plumes of volcanic ash into the air. Watch Eyjafjallajokull's pouf grow.
Northern Europe: No Flying, but Nice Sunsets
[The thick layer of ash emitted by the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajokull will ground flights across northern Europe until midday Friday at the earliest, but if nothing else those Scandinavians are in for some killer volcanic sunsets. Image via Oter's Flickr]
