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    Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/25/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    They are going to be able to find him, he's a hologram from 1984.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/25/09

    @jasonelias: not, not
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    Do yourself a favor and look at this picture:


    [i44.tinypic.com]


    You're welcome.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/24/09

    @mattchew03: Hee. It's funny and a little disturbing.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    Wait, I've seen Megan Fox with this kid before! Where was it? Oh, yeah....
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    Er, I'd be a little suspicious if some random person emails and says, "Yeah, I know that kid. He lives at 139 Pinkpotty Rd. in Debonshire. I, uh, waaatch him all the time."
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    Just check the local comic book store.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    I have to say that I am really rooting for this kid. (Look at his expression: "Excuse me, Ms. F-f-f...") I hope that she will take him in for a weekend and rock his world.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    You can do better, kid.


    Don't slum.

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/24/09

    @Smitros: No kidding. I'm sure Heather Locklear is available. /no sarcasm
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    Yech. We should punish this fellow for his heart-warming act of wretched brown-nosing by forcing him to become Rosie O'Donnell's personal toenail cheese remover as Roseanne Barr farts at him.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    Maybe he thought she was from Texas and would enjoy a yellow rose. Wacky Brits! Love 'em all.
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    So, is she going to de-flower him now?
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    There can't be a huge number of kids who own the "man squatting to poop" salmon colored t-shirt, can there?
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    Image of Scout 3.0 Scout 3.0
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    If he plays this right, I bet he can guilt her into permitting a boob squeeze.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/24/09

    @Scout 3.0: Have you seen those things? They'd probably burst.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    Isn't that Sean Hannity?
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/24/09

    @TRexstasy: Win.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    I'm not a lip-reader, but is that kid saying "Fuck me"?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/24/09

    @bytememehard: He just wants her to lick something out of his eye.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/24/09

    @bytememehard: I think he's saying "Olive Soup".
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    Image of magnets magnets
    06/24/09

    In reply to Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True
    God that picture is the greatest art Megan Fox will ever be involved with. Also yeah I knew that garments the color of that kid's shirt existed in this decade, but surely not outside of a special limited run of AA slim slacks
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/24/09

    @magnets: wrong bro, it's totally this one:
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/24/09

    @shostakobitch: fuckin hatemail tags . . .


    [bayimg.com]

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