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    The Comical Facebook Land Rush You Should Ignore

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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Comical Facebook Land Rush You Should Ignore
    wow so jaded. can we get a rundown of the great social networking name grab of 2525, that is to say, if man is still alive?
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Comical Facebook Land Rush You Should Ignore
    I'm personally gonna jockey for "/DiVaPrInCeSs". Why? So that I can make a thousand sixteen year old high school girls cry at the same time.
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    Image of KatieMick KatieMick
    06/11/09

    @Thatcornellguy: There's a wicked joke in there somewhere.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    06/11/09

    @KatieMick: It might be the one thing that daddy nor his Visa can fix.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    06/11/09

    @KatieMick: I typically accomplish the same result using a van with tinted windows.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Comical Facebook Land Rush You Should Ignore
    I guess I don't understand it, since everyone I know on FB already has the name they want, or some pretty close variant. I don't recall seeing the hysteria about getting the best gmail address a few years ago, even though that was very real. And since FB uses real name searching if you choose, it's not like you won't be able to find a person (unlike email, where it's more imperative to have an easy-to-remember-and-type addy).


    /just a philistine without FB, Myspace, or Twitter

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Comical Facebook Land Rush You Should Ignore
    facebook.com/first
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    06/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: disemvowLOL! Nicely played.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: facebook.com/sucks
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    06/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Very well done.


    This is like getting a seat at a Momofuku Ko for 4chan.

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