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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    07:00 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art that it was bound to be misunderstood by the masses.
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    heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    04:06 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are.
    Your Coastal types just hate your fucking guts and think you are an unfunny loser.
     Reply
    TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of dandles dandles
    06:39 PM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I thought he was a joke that Gawker had created, and that the movie trailer was something they slapped together to make it more real. Slapped together VERY quickly.
     Reply
    TheUptightMidwesterner promoted this comment dandles was starred dandles was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03:34 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody?
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    03:23 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' Sixties slang to say they'd have a female screenwriter rework the script, that's highly unlikely in the boys' club that is Hollywood. It ain't the chicks harshing on your mellow, Tucker, it's your bros. You can't blame a bird for everything.
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    Edited by VioletViolet at 11/21/09 3:23 PM VioletViolet was starred VioletViolet was unstarred
    Image of OHymenMyHymen OHymenMyHymen
    03:20 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes closed.
     Reply
    OHymenMyHymen was starred OHymenMyHymen was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    03:17 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max's movie, you'd think it'd be there.
     Reply
    Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    03:16 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work.
     Reply
    ShanghaiLil was starred ShanghaiLil was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    02:59 PM

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee.

    I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem.
     Reply
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    03:19 PM

    @CumaeanSibyl: On one of the other threads someone suggested putting "Tyler Perry Presents" in front of it. Not a terrible idea.
     Reply
    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    03:31 PM

    @Foster Kamer: ... or maybe "From the Mind of an Ashton Kutcher Wannabe" for legal purposes.
     Reply
    Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    04:07 PM

    @Foster Kamer: I might actually pay money to see that, provided it involves Madea beating Max with an ax-handle.
     Reply
    CumaeanSibyl was starred CumaeanSibyl was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement
    Chuck Norris doesn't vote in elections, Chuck Norris elects not to kill you.
     Reply
    Edited by i'm a bottle at 10/15/09 7:30 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement
    Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. #mikehuckabee
     Reply
    Ed Wood Jr Jr promoted this comment Mymoustache was starred Mymoustache was unstarred
    Image of goetz goetz
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement
    Charter Texas Ranger #mikehuckabee
     Reply
    goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    10/09/09

    In reply to NASA's Moon Assault Probably Awesome If You Were on the Moon
    Meh, it's been sone before.
     Reply
    blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/09/09

    In reply to NASA's Moon Assault Probably Awesome If You Were on the Moon
    Why the Moon? I thought the Moonies were in Korea.
     Reply
    Btwbfdimho was starred Btwbfdimho was unstarred
    Image of lionboy lionboy
    10/09/09

    In reply to NASA's Moon Assault Probably Awesome If You Were on the Moon
    Next time we bomb the moon we should get Roland Emmerich to direct.
     Reply
    Edited by lionboy at 10/09/09 10:12 AM lionboy was starred lionboy was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/09/09

    @lionboy: There was a time I would have agreed, but have you seen the trailer for 2012? Looks like cheesey 1950's miniatures. Yeech!
     Reply
    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/09/09

    In reply to NASA's Moon Assault Probably Awesome If You Were on the Moon
    Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
     Reply
    blix promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    10/09/09

    @Dr. Nick: It makes me so angry!
     Reply
    blix was starred blix was unstarred
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