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    Image of lmarmst lmarmst
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    "I'll say, 'You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts,'" he reports. The next thing you know, you'll get a picture of a breast," he says with a hearty laugh.

    As if the mental image of sexting grandparents isn't hot enough, we're also invited to imagine the tantalizing digital photo of a single elderly breast that so effectively turns that old dude on.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    I'd like to not have to think of John McCain's wobbly bits, please. (Too late!) It's really just too much. And then you add that with some sort of flailing sex floppage on old gnarled-neck Cindy, and I'm ready for a vom bucket. Urh, but there' s already Preparation H., Tucks pads, and a chaser of Ben-Gay in there, like the chocolate covered strawberries of elderly seduction...

    (Help me.)
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/05/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Once upon a time, it was a different story.
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    11/05/09


    @raincoaster: Goddammit, where's my pic? Those meddling kids musta taken it! #faketrends
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    11/04/09

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    Baby, lemme show you my 'little death' panel! #faketrends
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/04/09

    @BaconCat: Only if I can Golden Waterboard you. #faketrends
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    11/05/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: Depends. #faketrends
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    giving rise to a new generation dubbed "Metrotextuals."

    On the other hand, writers who invent their own words for trends they pulled out of their asses have been dubbed Fuckers many generations ago.
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 11/04/09 5:26 PM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    gurl brb dntur fell out.

    gmama gots 2 tk mai pillz #faketrends
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    Image of xyzpdq xyzpdq
    11/04/09

    @tigolbitties: i just sprayed gingerale all over the screen laughing. #faketrends
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/04/09

    @xyzpdq: :-) #faketrends
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    im gonna grind my artifcl hips onto ur vgra boner #faketrends
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    Armed with this prescient knowledge, my trips to Cracker Barrel, Golden Corral, et als will never, ever be the same #faketrends
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    yeah but the font size required for them to see the text with their desheveled eyes will certainly be readable... i mean I just gave you my seat on the bus and now i'm standing over you reading about how you're so excited you're soaking your depends.. i.. oh god.. #faketrends
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    In the olden days, whenever Gramps wanted to get his groove on via some sort of communications device, he had to patch his call through Mabel the eavesdropping switchboard girl, which of course made Gramps a brave pioneer of the current threesome trend. #faketrends
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/04/09

    @AzureTexan: "Operator, put me through to lolcock-66669" #faketrends
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    Image of xyzpdq xyzpdq
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    "Gurl u no ur body just don't quit. Gurl u no u shd let me show u my male body lotion. Gurl UR so fine."

    You're gonna make me pee myself laughing, and I ain't even an oldster. #faketrends
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    And! LOLSextin'! #faketrends
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    0 bg dddy giv it 2 me hrd! #faketrends
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    Is there a medical term for the polar opposite of a boner? Because that is pretty much what I'm sporting right now.

    Also, "Gurl U No Ur Body Just Don't Quit" et al. will be the singles off Prince's great "comeback" album at age 80.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/04/09

    @Juancho: The medical term you're looking for is "Bea Arthur." #faketrends
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/05/09

    @Juancho: No-ner? #faketrends
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    I have never been so glad that my grandmother is utterly confused by cell phones. #faketrends
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/04/09

    In reply to Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
    .................... #faketrends
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