Bicycle Safety, Ironic Hipsters, and You
Here's an informative PSA about how to not only be the safest, coolest cyclingest dude around, but also how to make a convincing fake PSA.
"Mass: We Pray" is a Wii Game for Worship
Let's face it, if you're under the age of 15, prayer is boring. How can you make your kids pray at all hours of the day until they're sore from kneeling? Turn religion into an RPG and level up...to heaven!
Testicle Hugging Jean Shorts: What Football Was Meant to Be Played In
Wranglers advertising shows Brett Favre and other assorted manly men playing football around their manly trucks with their manly dogs wearing manly jeans. What if those Wranglers became tight, short jean shorts? Not so manly anymore.
'Generational Consultant' Holds America's Fakest Job
The fakest job corporate America ever created was "Branding Consultant"—until now. Meet Anne Loehr, a "business coach" who will (for a small fee) explain the mysteries of "Generation Y" to a corporate audience. She knows your soul, kids.
Those 'Undiscovered' Amazon Tribesmen: Bullshit Indeed
Our own Alex Pareene was so money when he called bullshit on that supposedly unknown tribe photographed in the Amazon. It was all a ruse by a concerned environmentalist! "[I]t has now emerged that, far from being unknown, the tribe's existence has been noted since 1910 and the mission to photograph them was undertaken…
All Socialite Website Roads Lead To Kristian Laliberte
This morning Page Six tried to unravel the increasingly tangled web surrounding Olivia Palermo, Tinsley Mortimer, Peter Davis, Kristian Laliberte, and the dueling socialite-themed websites that some combination of these people might operate, contribute to, or maybe just tip off.
