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    Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!

    Doesn't Shep Smith Know That Use of the Word 'Falafel' Isn't Allowed At Fox News?

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    Image of LittleLolly LittleLolly
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    Looks as if Bill O's money paid for a new nose, new boobs and new hair color as well. She looks more like a Fox News bunny now then when she was working there.
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    Nothing makes me happier than knowing she used his money for expensive clothes and a lifetime of left wing charities and cultural warfare, bravo Andrea!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    She just barely avoided a nasty beast infection.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/13/09

    @scroll_lock: the kind that make you feelawful.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    No more cucumber yogurt sauce for me, thanks.
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    Image of TheMediaMob TheMediaMob
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    2004? Wait, I thought he harassed and falafeled a girl in 1990?
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/13/09

    @TheMediaMob: Same channel, wrong wingnut.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    I think the phrase "just kind of a tease business" is my favorite. It sounds like he's talking about renovating a basement in Bensonhurst.
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    Image of Ack Ack
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    You know, the best thing about this is picturing O'Reilly saying that in the same loud, boisterous, unsexy voice he used for "Fuck it! We'll do it live!"
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/13/09

    @Ack: That's excellent. He has to also have crazy hair and slam his fist down on the desk.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    Oh Bill, don't go mixing up the pockets!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up.
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    Image of thegarrett thegarrett
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    They don't make a Summer's Eve for chickpeas.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    10/13/09

    In reply to Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
    "...just kind of a tease business..."

    Yep. That's Bill all right.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/13/09

    @Mediahohoho: it's understated foreplay.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/10/09

    In reply to Doesn't Shep Smith Know That Use of the Word 'Falafel' Isn't Allowed At Fox News?
    Variety Cafe, at least the last time I was there, was gross and used to get shut down by the health department every now and again. Also, what person living in New York hasn't heard of shwarma?


    I will never get tired of the falafel/loofah story though. Yeah, Bill-O, the best thing to grind into a woman's tender ladybits is the rough thing she uses to scrape dead skin from her elbows.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/10/09

    In reply to Doesn't Shep Smith Know That Use of the Word 'Falafel' Isn't Allowed At Fox News?
    And then after you ever go with a distant relative who works nearby to get some Pinkberry while listening to 2 Live Crew's "Hoochie Mama," and you get a dollop of it with some granola, and goddamn Jessica, you ever get Pinkberry? I bet you do. You probably get the Green Tea flavor, you're one of those people, huh?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/10/09

    In reply to Doesn't Shep Smith Know That Use of the Word 'Falafel' Isn't Allowed At Fox News?
    Wait, did everyone miss the whole "eat with a frenemy while listening to reggaeton" thing?! Shep Smith eats schwarma with frenemies while listening to reggaeton in Midtown. This has got to be the most priceless piece of information I've recieved in years.
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    07/10/09

    @Foster Kamer: Au contraire, ma petit freedom fry. He was listening to a reggaeton. Probably the reggaeton by Father Yankee.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/09/09

    In reply to Doesn't Shep Smith Know That Use of the Word 'Falafel' Isn't Allowed At Fox News?
    I can't blame Fox News from steering clear of the word "falafel." Falafels are from a traditionally unstable area of the world. I mean, mentioning the food is probably okay, but why take the risk?
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