Port Authority police officers and FBI HAZMAT units were called to JFK Airport's postal facility on Sunday after customs agents reported a strange odor coming from a package. Contents of the package initially tested positive for VX nerve gas, but authorities eventually determined it only contained beauty supplies.
Secret Meeting of Global Elite Disrupted by Pringles Can

It's that most exciting time of the year again for the global elite, who are all in Switzerland right now plotting secret-overlord terror plots at the 2011 Bilderberg Conference. This is not to be confused with the other annual rich and powerful secret conference in the woods outside San Francisco where they all have…
Lindsay Lohan Set off Her Ankle Bracelet
The monitoring anklet that Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's most larcenous starlet, has been forced to wear while under house arrest went off earlier this week. That would normally indicate that Lindsay's left the building. But when police went to her Venice Beach house, they found LiLo lounging in the sun on her roof deck,…
Is This the Hipster Grifter Law & Order Episode?
We know that a casting call went out this summer for a Law & Order episode (loosely) based on the Curious Case of the Hipster Grifter. A tipster thinks it's tonight's show (the second promo clip). Hmmm. Maybe not.
WSJ Anthrax Scare: False Alarm
The white powder that so menaced the Wall Street Journal offices yesterday turned out to be "flour or food-based," and harmless. Evacuated staffers, please get back to work twice as fast today. [NYT]