When last we left The Sexxxtons (NSFW), the world's first and (thankfully) only "real mother and daughter porn team" was busy defining the phrase "not technically incest."

Zachary Quinto, aka Spock, will play George Gershwin in a Steven Spielberg-directed biopic. Sundance ended, Jersey Shore is back for sure, and Indian-themed comedies are hot like a homemade chicken curry. Welcome to the Roundup: Care for a hot toddy?