I thought I had relatively few kinks, but it has become apparent over the last few months that actually I have some filthy fantasies about screwing Bristol Palin, all the while knowing I now have to deal with the horrifying backlash and her ghastly family. I'm a filthy bitch.
@Not The Red Baron: and you would be doing it in her twin bed with all the stuffed animals around you and the pink curtains, all the while Bristol whispering in your ear, "Not so loud. My parents are watching TV in the living room."
@morninggloria: Normally, I'd agree because he is really handsome in a dumb, rugged sort of way, but his type won't travel downtown and that's a deal-breaker.
Also, this bothers me: We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," says the statement from the Palin family rep, Meghan Stapleton.
What is it with Alaskans and the over use of "even" in sentences? Whenever that Sarah Palin person uses it as a qualifier I shudder. The Hell?! "That was sooo distorted what he said!" "Even distorted?" "Yes, exactly. Even!! (with more emphasis) distorted."
@Spirit Fingers: I think she is implying that Levi's claims that he and Bristol had sex more than once cannot possibly be true because then, you know, she'd be like one of those bad moms who never noticed her daughter coming in with her hair a mess and her clothes all wrinkled from screwing in the back of a pick up truck night after night.
@sirjohnoldcastle: Nor does any other sort of education, if I remember correctly. Anyway, the Palins have about as much respect for education as the next family of drop-outs.
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Also, this bothers me: We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," says the statement from the Palin family rep, Meghan Stapleton.
What is it with Alaskans and the over use of "even" in sentences? Whenever that Sarah Palin person uses it as a qualifier I shudder. The Hell?! "That was sooo distorted what he said!" "Even distorted?" "Yes, exactly. Even!! (with more emphasis) distorted."
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