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    Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    "...the girl who pretended to be something she wasn't and discovered herself along the way."



    Awesome. Just let that sink in.
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    07/15/09

    @htotheomo: Actually, that is text from Sarah Palin's book review by The Weekly Standard.
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    Edited by htotheomo at 07/15/09 3:56 PM htotheomo was starred htotheomo was unstarred
    Image of southernbitch southernbitch
    07/15/09

    @htotheomo: zing!
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    07/15/09

    @southernbitch: Jokes about her write themselves...
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    Once and for freaking all, is it LOW-HAN or LOW-UN? Has anyone thought to ask her how she pronounces it? This shouldn't be so hard, entertainment world! (And I blame Tina Fey for introducing that second, gross-sounding pronunciation, btw.)



    Secondly, when I'm a media baroness, I'm going to start a new channel devoted to crappy movies whose scripts were written long after their punny names were decided upon. I'm having trouble coming up with its name, though.
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    07/15/09

    @PrincessKashmir: I'm assuming here that her father is of Irish ancestry, in which case her name is a variation of "Logan." Therefore, I think Tina Fey's pronunciation is closer to the mark. In Irish Gaelic it's written, "Leocháin."
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 07/15/09 3:35 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/15/09

    @PrincessKashmir: Dead Zingers?



    Oh, this could inspire a whole parade of puns.



    And hi you! I haven't seen you around these parts much lately. Welcome back!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    Good for her, she seems to have a lot of lines.
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    07/15/09

    @misslinda: That comes as no surprise: she has a nose for good parts.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    07/15/09

    @i'm a bottle: She's a cut above the rest.
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    07/15/09

    @misslinda: That's because she can really sniff out the essence of a character.
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    07/15/09

    @misslinda: I've heard that she rehearses her lines for days on end in front of a mirror.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 07/15/09 4:07 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Xylo Xylo
    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    7.2 kg?! Yikes!!
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    I'm just so happy to see Lindsay back on top again!
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/15/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: File under: "Lines you never say twice."
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    07/15/09

    @heartbreakturnip: Oh I don't know, as hard as it will be for her to top this comeback, I have a feeling that the next one will be even bigger! Infomercial, maybe?
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    Image of NowMyButtHurts NowMyButtHurts
    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    this is what happens to your career when you do drugs. just say no kids.



    also, the moment this script was completed was a very sad day for feminism
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    07/15/09

    @Reggie Cameron: yeah, i definitely cringed at the "i'm better pregnant!" line.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    Watching this movie seems like both a labor and a pain.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/15/09

    In reply to Linday Lohan Dons Maternity-Sized Coke Pants
    Coming up next on ABC's Family Channel - Larry Clark's 'Kids'. When these kids take the day off from school, hijinks ensue.
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    Image of jonessodaholic jonessodaholic
    07/15/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid:Haha, they'd have to edit that into a short film to even be aired on ABC Family...can you even say "butt" on that channel?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/15/09

    @jonessodaholic: Oh, they're more risque than you think. Greek's even got mankissing!
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/15/09

    @DahlELama: HOT interracial mankissing!!
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