It's Official: Kim Jong-un to Rule North Korea After Kim Jong-il Croaks
A high-ranking North Korean official today confirmed that Kim Jong-un will be the country's next leader.
Listen to the "Emo" Version of the Family Matters Theme Song
The internet is full of many fantastic, amazing things—this is not one of them. Inside, the Family Matters theme song gets a sad and pathetic remake as Sick Animation's Marc M. sings over his acoustic guitar.
The Glades: Suspect Number 1, Family Matters' Mrs. Winslow?
Last night's episode of The Glades was a little more shocking than most when you realize that one of the murderers was Harriet Winslow. Sure, Jo Marie Payton is playing someone else, but it's good to see she found work.
Urkel No Longer the Most Obnoxious Thing in Family Matters Opening Credits
Singing our favorite TV show's theme with unbridled enthusiasm is something we've all done at one time or another. Here is one wild vocal interpretation of the Family Matters theme song, complete with crazy jazz scales.
Fat Guys with Hot Wives: A TV Timeline
In real life, fat guys never get the girl. Duh. But real life be damned! In TV land, anything is possible...including being a fat slob and still having a sexy and sometimes submissive wife. These are those lucky men.
Sally Quinn Regrets Nothing
Sally Quinn, who doesn't even know that her entire career has been a massive embarrassment to everyone involved, has no regrets about the frankly insane column she penned that cost her her coveted spot in the Washington Post styles section.
Meet Ke$ha's Brother: Investigative Journalist
Ke$ha has ridden her pop-tart, bottle-of-jack-teeth-brushing brand of Autotune rapping to the top of the chart while her big brother Lagan Sebert toils away in near-obscurity as a member of the Huffington Post Investigative Fund. (Also: KINDA CUTE!)
Palin Says Divorce Rumors Are 'Made Up,' Which Could Mean 'True'
Sarah Palin—allegedly accompanied by her family—is in New York meeting with HarperCollins. And she took the opportunity to dispel those internet rumors.
Yet Another C Street Republican Cheated On His Wife
The C Street townhouse of "The Family," the secretive cult of Christian congressmembers, is a den of sin. John Ensign lived there. Mark Sanford sought counsel there. Now we learn a former congressman carried on an affair while living there!
Bristol Floods Morning TV To Tell Kids How Terrible Her 'Blessing' Is
Has her being stuck between her insane mother and the vindictive family of her ex made you feel sympathetic toward Bristol Palin? Well, this morning she went on the TV to help with that.
Mom-in-Law-in-Chief Partying Non-Stop
Presidential mother-in-law Marian Robinson didn't want to go to DC, but now she is a White House party animal. The Obamas brought her to watch the kids, but she's gone all Auntie Mame on them.
David Letterman Made to Squirm Over His Fear of Commitment
Sometimes it's much more firm to watch the Late Show host squirm and make half-hearted self-deprecating jokes than to watch him go on a hilarious tear against someone. (If you're impatient, skip about two minutes in.)
Levi Johnston's Tyra Trainwreck: The Highlights
There was so much to enjoy about Levi Johnston's appearance on the Tyra Banks Show, starting with the way he got caught damn near lying about always using protection with Bristol Palin.
New Bust Caps Banner Year for Druggy O'Neal Family
Redmond O'Neal was just busted for trying to sneak drugs into a prison. We can hardly think of a better way to cap off a year of O'Neal-related druggy hijinks.
Joe Biden's Daughter Once Busted for Underage Drinking
It turns out that, prior to being arrested at a bar brawl and maybe snorting coke on camera, Ashley Biden was busted for drinking before she was 21. Just like Jenna Bush!
Bristol Palin Breakup Confirmed, Investigated
Following Star's tabloid scoop on the breakup of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, the more respectable press sprung into action, discovering the split happened weeks ago. People is off to Alaska to learn more.
