Editors at The Daltonian were too coked up to comment, but did point out that their private tutors had basically written the story so why don't you go ask THEM and get out of their fucking FACES for ONCE because they didn't INVENT THE WORLD. #dalton
@raincoaster: I'm pretty sure I don't know you, but what's interesting is the paranoia I am now experiencing. Are you peeking in my bedroom window? Are you closer than that? ARE YOU MY DOG? #dalton
Been there, done that. I've seen everyone in concert including the Beatles, and quite frankly you'd have to pay me to go on the NYC, Milan, Paris fashion fuck circuit again.
I'm going to read it as having been tested, they are now unqualified to claim masterbator status and must now be satisfied with apprenticebator title. Work at it people! Practice makes purrfect.
I'm an ex-fornicator -- the marriage ceremony does that to you, even though you're still fucking the same guy afterward. Doubt that's what they're going for.
What, with the two attractive young'uns posed in a 'goofy grin, sitting coyly on the stoop' set up, I read the message to mean: 'I used to take matters in hand myself... but now I have someone to do it for me. And she's/he's sitting right next to me. Tee hee.' Sort of like that whole gimmicky '70s t-shirt thing... you know, the 'I'm with stupid', ones?
But, then again, I'm the devil. So it's not altogether surprising that my perspective is somewhat non-Biblical.
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Possibly because real women don't describe themselves using such dumbass tired phrases.
And I am blonde with large breasts and I wouldn't date you, either.
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What, with the two attractive young'uns posed in a 'goofy grin, sitting coyly on the stoop' set up, I read the message to mean: 'I used to take matters in hand myself... but now I have someone to do it for me. And she's/he's sitting right next to me. Tee hee.' Sort of like that whole gimmicky '70s t-shirt thing... you know, the 'I'm with stupid', ones?
But, then again, I'm the devil. So it's not altogether surprising that my perspective is somewhat non-Biblical.
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