Been there, done that. I've seen everyone in concert including the Beatles, and quite frankly you'd have to pay me to go on the NYC, Milan, Paris fashion fuck circuit again.
I'm going to read it as having been tested, they are now unqualified to claim masterbator status and must now be satisfied with apprenticebator title. Work at it people! Practice makes purrfect.
I'm an ex-fornicator -- the marriage ceremony does that to you, even though you're still fucking the same guy afterward. Doubt that's what they're going for.
What, with the two attractive young'uns posed in a 'goofy grin, sitting coyly on the stoop' set up, I read the message to mean: 'I used to take matters in hand myself... but now I have someone to do it for me. And she's/he's sitting right next to me. Tee hee.' Sort of like that whole gimmicky '70s t-shirt thing... you know, the 'I'm with stupid', ones?
But, then again, I'm the devil. So it's not altogether surprising that my perspective is somewhat non-Biblical.
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Thank God I date brunettes
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Possibly because real women don't describe themselves using such dumbass tired phrases.
And I am blonde with large breasts and I wouldn't date you, either.
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What, with the two attractive young'uns posed in a 'goofy grin, sitting coyly on the stoop' set up, I read the message to mean: 'I used to take matters in hand myself... but now I have someone to do it for me. And she's/he's sitting right next to me. Tee hee.' Sort of like that whole gimmicky '70s t-shirt thing... you know, the 'I'm with stupid', ones?
But, then again, I'm the devil. So it's not altogether surprising that my perspective is somewhat non-Biblical.
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