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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/12/09

    In reply to Manhattan Media Elite Bravely Stand Up to Private School Where All Their Kids Go
    Practice. Preach. #dalton
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    Image of sparkyl sparkyl
    10/12/09

    In reply to Whitney Museum Coming Downtown. Donate Now!
    "a six-floor museum"? HA! Here in Dallas we already have that!
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/12/09

    In reply to Whitney Museum Coming Downtown. Donate Now!
    Perhaps we expect to see fucking in the windows at the Whitney, too -- though this time, in the name of art..!
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    Image of jenalicious jenalicious
    02/11/09

    In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
    hm.. dont these people know that most of the tickets don't guarantee entry?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    02/11/09

    In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
    Hot blonde- it's only one more tiny step to writing "Will F*ck for fashion week" on your t-shirt.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/11/09

    In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
    Poor Iceland, getting whacked in the fashion department too.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    02/11/09

    In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
    Been there, done that. I've seen everyone in concert including the Beatles, and quite frankly you'd have to pay me to go on the NYC, Milan, Paris fashion fuck circuit again.
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    Image of slainte_pants slainte_pants
    02/11/09

    In reply to Your Fashion Week Craiglist Ticket Guide
    Why does the phrase "I am a hot female with blonde hair and big boobs" just conjure of the image of a tranny-looking washed up porn star in my head?


    Thank God I date brunettes

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/11/09

    @slainte_pants: Brunette tranny porn stars with big boobs?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    02/11/09

    @slainte_pants:


    Possibly because real women don't describe themselves using such dumbass tired phrases.


    And I am blonde with large breasts and I wouldn't date you, either.

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    02/05/09

    In reply to Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
    I'm going to read it as having been tested, they are now unqualified to claim masterbator status and must now be satisfied with apprenticebator title. Work at it people! Practice makes purrfect.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    02/05/09

    In reply to Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
    I'm an ex-fornicator -- the marriage ceremony does that to you, even though you're still fucking the same guy afterward. Doubt that's what they're going for.
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    Image of Lazy Susan Lazy Susan
    02/05/09

    In reply to Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
    They may not be masturbating, but they're still wankers. I want to see that t-shirt on a pregnant woman!
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    02/04/09

    In reply to Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
    I'm pretty sure that just calling something bold doesn't actually make it so...
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/04/09

    In reply to Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
    OH - I'm so silly.


    What, with the two attractive young'uns posed in a 'goofy grin, sitting coyly on the stoop' set up, I read the message to mean: 'I used to take matters in hand myself... but now I have someone to do it for me. And she's/he's sitting right next to me. Tee hee.' Sort of like that whole gimmicky '70s t-shirt thing... you know, the 'I'm with stupid', ones?


    But, then again, I'm the devil. So it's not altogether surprising that my perspective is somewhat non-Biblical.

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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/04/09

    In reply to Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
    Wankers.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/04/09

    In reply to Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
    I, too, am an out and proud ex-masturbator. The full-time significant other avocado now takes matters in hand for me.
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