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    Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire

    My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter

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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I could see sitting on Edward Cullen's face... #twilight
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    No judgement. I loooved my NKOTB sleeping bag. #twilight
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    11/17/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: I had one too! However, I doubt anyone back then had Joey McIntyre face on their underwear, so I'm thinking there is a bit of a difference between that & this Twihard hysteria! #twilight
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    words....

    escape me.... #twilight
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    c'mon, the toggle on that light switch is way off! #twilight
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    Were only there were male briefs available. The fly placement would lead to some novel Edward pictures being uploaded to MySpace. #twilight
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I'm so glad Bella's Womb was included. It's honestly the best/worst one ever. #twilight
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    Shouldn't the opening for the lycanthrope light switch cover be, err, two-and-one-half inches lower?
    The bare plastic switch protruding hinting, of course, at his silky-smooth, meticulously shaved loins, all the more suitable for nuzzling softly against her cheek. In. The. Dark. #twilight
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    Image of Felix Ting Felix Ting
    05/04/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    you are one of those santa claus players always giving girls something they want, what the hell is wrong with you paying for hoes. Suck it
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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    05/04/09

    @Felix Ting: You are in idiot.
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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    05/04/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    If you look like a d-bag with that Teen Wold crap on your face, you deserve to get ripped off.


    We get it...you went thru puberty. Now shave.

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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    05/04/09

    @kolacek: Also, Erik, you are an idiot!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    05/04/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    OK josh? I know you're somewhat unfamiliar with the technical details of multipurposed female garments, but those weren't american apparel scarves she was wearing - they're scrunchies that you can pull from your hair and turn into a lovely tube top if your baby urps on your shoulder while you're out at the strip mall - I should know, I taught kari everything she knows back when we were giving truckers five dollar blowjobs back in the flat states to make rent. it all started when some guy's wife walked in on us and some guy playing hide the salami in his shower, and yours truly had to grab something fast for clothes or she would have been out on the street nekked as a jaybird, and that's just not pretty after my five C sections - that bitch kari stole all my good lines, but she's NOT going to take credit for my tube top trick, goddamnit !!! let the truth be known !!!


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    Image of microtony microtony
    05/03/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    Well, that wasn't funny.
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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    05/04/09

    @microtony: Idiot.
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    05/03/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    I am understanding this or is this a joke too. I assumed the hotdog-down-hallway line was a metaphor for sex. I first heard the expression on SNL. Ellen Gleghorne was on Weekend Update and used the phrase to describe Ted Danson's sex life with Whoopie Goldberg saying "That's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Flash forward 15 years later. "Hipster Victim" is invited to TAHDDH and takes this literally?!? You were ACTUALLY throwing hotdogs? Maybe I misread the article and am missing something. I am VERY tired today, and could easily be pranked. Who would buy Hebrew Nationals for this? No cheap Ball Park Franks available? If this story was true, it means she had found someone so naive that she decided to fuck with him (before robbing him) and actually make him buy some hotdogs and do this. Unreal. Oh well. I'm sorta glad this is happening to these PBR-drinking hiptards. Just what the cooler-than-thou crowd needs.....a grifter to set them straight!
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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    05/04/09

    @DoctorEcks: Dolt.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/04/09

    @Joshua Stein: That's an insult to dolts everywhere!
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    05/03/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    I thought it was weird at the time that she would invite me to hot dog throwing and then make me buy the hot dogs.


    Chivalry is dead.

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    Image of greenbuddha greenbuddha
    05/03/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    Maybe I'm missing something but "throwing ur hotdog down my hallway" isn't that like an obviously sexual request to get meat stuffed up her happy valley??
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    05/03/09

    @greenbuddha: Whoa! My thoughts exactly!! See post below.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/03/09

    In reply to My One Night Stand With Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter
    She is less intriguing than the Montauk Monster, but smells fishier.
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