500 Days of Kristin, Day 333: Kristin Cavallari Daily
Twitter suggested today that I follow @KristinDaily, an account associated with the Kristin Cavallari fan site KristinCavallariDaily.com. Makes sense, I guess. Upon further inspection, however, it appears that neither @KristinDaily nor KristinCavallariDaily.com is actually updated on a daily basis.…
Wow—You Like the Mets? Wow.
Wow—you like the Mets? Okay—congrats. A thousand apologies for my failure to immediately fall to my knees and worship your great moral courage.
Fan Preys On Adam Levine Just Like Animals Animals Like Animals-Mals
"Maybe you think that you can hide/I can smell your scent from miles," singing competition badboy Adam Levine once said, but last night the hunter became the hunted.
Nickelback Fans Are Furious at Nickelback for Finally Selling Out
Fans drinking vodka sodas instead of Monster tallboys. Matching suits and mirror-encrusted guitars. A funky man who addresses adult humans as "children," like he thinks he's Prince or something. Vocoders, syncopation, silly glasses. This is the deeply strange universe presented in Nickelback's new video, and fans…
Ariana Grande's "Obsessed" Fan Showed Up to Meet Her In a Santa Suit
Ariana Grande's most festive fan was placed on psychiatric hold last week after he showed up at her record label headquarters in New York City wearing a Santa suit. Perhaps inspired by Ariana's new single "Santa Tell Me," 29-year-old Tim Normandin ignored warnings from cops and tried to meet the star.
Alien Researcher Taylor Swift Sent Christmas Gifts to Her Subjects
Taylor Swift, the alien sociologist best known for her groundbreaking study into the group behavior of young human beings, continued her embedded research this month by participating in the ritual exchange of Christmas gifts with her subjects.
"This is the very real, very expensive, and very environmentally unsustainable reality behind a virtual currency hailed as the future of money. We haven't escaped from industrial age mines. We've merely reinvented them."
Staind Frontman Stops Show to Yell at Audience For Molesting a Teen
The lead vocalist of Staind stopped a show this weekend to yell at a group of audience members he saw molesting a teenaged girl.
Fans Spend $400 to Stand An Arm's Length Away from Avril Lavigne
Avril Lavigne fans had the pleasure of meeting the "Hello Kitty" singer at a meet and greet after her recent performance in Brazil, during which they were instructed by security guards not to touch or hug her.
Iggy Azalea Can't Crowdsurf Because Her Fans Sexually Assault Her
Australian rapper Iggy Azalea says she's had to take on new security measures for her concerts because fans think it's funny to try to finger her while she performs.
Breaking Bad Fans Have Funeral For Walter White
A group of devoted Breaking Bad fans held a funeral for lead character Walter White yesterday, complete with a real headstone and taking place in a very real cemetery.
Watch Oprah Winfrey and Tina Turner Out-Weird Each Other
Tina Turner is ripening into an excellent eccentric old lady.
Who Deserves to Be Baseball Mayor of New York?
The New York Times today alerted its readers to the urgent political news that Bill de Blasio, the current maybe co-front-runner for the Democratic mayoral nomination, identifies as a fan of the Boston Red Sox. According to the paper, tradition appears to require that the city's chief executive be a fan of the…
Taylor Swift “Biggest Fan” Contest Canceled After “Creepy” Man Wins
The sterling reputation of America's oldest and most mystical tradition—the radio station contest—was forever tarnished this week, when Boston's Kiss FM pulled the plug on its "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest after Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan was revealed to be a 39-year-old man named Charles.
You Must Watch Beyoncé Sing “Halo” with Her Hair Stuck in a Fan
Last night in Montreal, Beyoncé's natural, honey blonde hair got stuck in a giant fan while she was performing her Grammy Award-winning single "Halo" in front of 21,000 people. The result is some truly hilarious video (from varying
angles and
distances) of Beyoncé sitting glumly on stage belting out a love song while…
Teen Threatens to Kill His Little Sister If J. Cole Doesn't Retweet Him
In a sick twist on the classic National Lampoon magazine cover, a craze J. Cole fan threatened to kill his little sister if the North Carolina rapper didn't retweet him.
Protesters or Sports Fans: Who Riots Best?
Yesterday was a big day for anarchists. During May Day protests they smashed windows in Seattle, got arrested in Cleveland for trying to blow up a bridge and arrested in New York for running around the Lower East Side. But that's just a normal Red Sox post-game celebration. Who does chaos best: Protesters or sports…
Why I Don't Care About Twilight
Today sees the release of Twilight: Something About Dawn, Part Nine in cineplexes across America and already every American girl between the ages of 10 and 18 has screamed herself hoarse at a midnight screening. But I don't care one lick about this movie or the whole franchise, and here's why.
